Ben Haim Rocks

2010-01-14T13:55:00.001+08:00

woohoo/

um uhhh...

2009-10-21T22:47:00.001+08:00

as for the bloggar. the bloggar. look i'm not dissing all, but the brogger... bloggar has did a amazing chop with the graphics and all and gameplay, but umuhh it is very luggy. so you shee, onshugar did a amazing chop with the graphics and all.

BOOMZ
http://keeperinmercurials.onsugar.com
hawa

um uhhh...

2009-10-21T22:45:00.005+08:00

as for the bloggar. the bloggar. look i'm not dissing all, but the blog... bloggar has become very luggy. so you shee, onshugar did a brilliant job with the graphics and all.

BOOMZ
http://keeperinmercurials.onsugar.com

never heard of 'keeper's wearing mercurials before?

2009-10-19T22:42:00.000+08:00

BEWARE THE NEW MERCURIAL WEARING GENERATION OF GOALKEEPERS. BRINGS AN ATTACKING DIMENSION TO THE TEAM. THE NEXT CRISTIANO BUFFON

2009-10-15T20:20:00.001+08:00

chopsticks are not played with chopsticks, unlike what the name suggest, instead it is played with your hands. stick out ur fingers. the amount of ur fingers in each hand indicates how many sticks you have.

go bersek and start slapping people.

2009-10-14T22:36:00.001+08:00

ok good morning class.

now let me teach you the art of playing chopstick.

ok now we assume we write out a hand liddat. 2341
assume u looking at ur opponent across. his hand is 2 and 3. your hand is 4 and 1. please tolong tolong dont misinterpret for 4 d umber hoh...

keep your eye on the ball

2009-10-13T21:15:00.001+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvyyyQwDAB4

2009-10-07T22:48:00.000+08:00

just reminded of the fact that i cant give myself a blowjob by kausik. that means more flexibility work need to be done. hahaha.

actually i was doing the jens lehmann warmup procedure. i swear he does it.

The Seventh Day of October

2009-10-07T16:44:00.002+08:00

An uneventful day, especially with me around.

Still for the sake of posting, I shall.

Here it is. Here it isn't, my favourite anatomical structure usually found near the a person's centre of gravity, that is.

Boomz.

2009-10-06T22:59:00.000+08:00

and so this dude's 15. i wanna be better than him.

fingertipsavewow

2009-10-06T20:31:00.003+08:00

omg played netball today and LOST. damn i'm getting rusty at nb le. felt very tempted to just kick the ball upfield lol. and besides i starting to spend a fortune on milo sooner or later.

maybe i should just stick to soccer.

i wanna go train

predators suck

2009-10-04T17:28:00.001+08:00

i wanna get t90 for field RIGHT NOW.

2009-10-03T09:39:00.002+08:00

lol yesterday was 1 of the worse training sessions for me i geuss. nothing much done properly. and i still cant forget that stupid shot that bounced on that bump. scary lah-.-

2009-10-01T22:30:00.001+08:00

i gonna change gloves only and only after the last training session this term ends. promise

and on another note should i just confess to him?

2009-09-30T22:05:00.001+08:00

lol 305 ended up top scorer in the first round matches, thus we get a bye to the final. damn i wanted to play more....

well, who cares?

2009-09-29T20:05:00.001+08:00

haha recently people have been providing alot of entertainment to me, cures me of boredness anyway...

and i do NOT owe anyone milos. (2bad HAHAHAHAH)

ok anyway 2moro is interclass games 305 jiayou lol....

sianzors.

2-1

2009-09-28T20:18:00.005+08:00

not bad guys lol i was expecting a nightmare loss a la saint andrews jc but then surprisingly we won O:

and i started OMGOMGOMG and i played 1 half. and i let in 1-.-

thinking about that goal just makes me feel like digging a hole in the ground to hide in. a high ball came in and SG misjudged the bounce. felt lik,e coming out but then hesitated and BOOMZ the striker lobbed the ball over me -.- grr. first time i felt so short in my life...

but other wise made 2 other saves and around another 3 touches of the ball in a rather uneventful 1st half...

but then the game literally exploded into life in the 2nd half tanglin attacked alot more, and both michael and bradlley made damn nice saves. michael made 1 reflex save in the goalmouth scramble and it got flagged out for a goal kick lol. and then there was some tense atmosphere liddat, as if people were going to fight liddat, but lucky nothign happened... or rather unluckily something happened, joel went off injured while trying to clear some ball lol get well soon...

and then vijay equalised

and jaryl scored the 89th minute winner. the crowd went nuts LOL

then we just sat back and defended, with sg/kr/pan making some damn nice tackles and all that. and then it was full time

omg

i think i just realised soccer was getting fun for me again...

oh and just came across this on bbc... maybe some managers should learn from him...

Adams puts Vale squad up for sale

Micky Adams has lost three of his nine league games in charge of Port Vale

Port Vale manager Micky Adams has made every player in his squad available for transfer following their 3-1 defeat at Notts County on Saturday.

He told BBC Radio Stoke: "I've told them that the whole squad will be transfer listed on Monday morning.

"It's not a personal thing. I could make excuses for them and their performance today but that would just be papering over the cracks.

"The fans deserve better and I want to give them better."

Adams continued: "When I first came to the club, the budget was spent and they said there was nothing I could do. Well I can do something and I will do something.

"We'll see how good they are. If we get offers, free transfers or whatever, and it allows me to bring in the type of player that I want to bring in, let's do it.

"Everyone's been given a chance. People will talk about the fringe players, like David Howland and Danny Glover, but they had their chance for the reserves in the week and did they perform? That's debatable."

Vale went to Meadow Lane with County having lost Sol Campbell on Wednesday, after just one league appearance, but two goals from Lee Hughes helped the home side to a comfortable victory.

606: DEBATE

I just wonder how the players morale will go now... team spirit plays a big part and the relationship with the club and manager

fanter009

"Forget all that stuff about Sol Campbell," added Adams. "The scenario was that they've got good players and you have to stand up and be counted.

"We flattered to deceive out there, we looked like a woman wearing a fur coat and no knickers."

Vale are back in action on Tuesday, when Accrington are the visitors to Vale Park.

2009-09-27T11:04:00.000+08:00

LOL mryee singing

as flat as a ******

2009-09-24T18:56:00.003+08:00

as it seem's its quite hard for me not to talk about flat chests. but i shall try not to today ;D

i've always been a nice guy...

soccer was more or less the same again, just saving shots/trying to save shots. and as again its damn hard to put any air on the sch ball be it for goalkicks or dropkicks. bloody pissing.

hopefully i get to start/play against tanglin, see how good ppl in spore can get...

sports bras FTW

2009-09-20T10:13:00.002+08:00

nah i guess i'm not going to post any more pictures of sports bras on my blog anymore, since some people came and tell me that it was too obscene. i would like to think otherwise, but...

anyway hot people (especially people like A) dont use sports bras;D

haha i'm feeling really bored. and i have loads of chinese homework to catch up on

2 gonghan
2 sihan
3? random essays/duhougan
1 or 2 zuowen

i think my cap gonna die this term S:

potong saga

my ideal birthday gift

2009-09-17T23:05:00.000+08:00

my ideal birthday gift. get me a nike one prefably since adidas has no padding. or maybe i should just stick with gk gloves.

captainball

2009-09-16T19:48:00.004+08:00

haha today captain's ball was damn fun, but noticed something when i was playing.

i'm not jumping like that. and its a bigthing, since i cant do things like that

ohwell toobad then train harder haha

Manuel Almunia heads into his own net. Man City 1-0 Arsenal.

2009-09-13T09:10:00.003+08:00

when a statement like this turns up on your computer screen, that leaves alot to be imagined.
probably that's the worse thing to happen to any gk. after a save/shot hits the post, it hits ur head and goes in, probably a great goal in terms of comedic value, but....

i think only paul robinson scoring from 90 yards would be harder to imagine than that...

EDIT: ok fine i was wrong. right after i posted i went onto facebook and staring back at me was someone in a blue sports bra. -.-

noh alam shah

2009-09-11T21:51:00.000+08:00

Football: National captain Noh Alam Shah slams Singapore football

SINGAPORE : Singapore football captain Noh Alam Shah has slammed Singapore football, saying it is stagnant.

His remarks came ahead of his departure to Indonesia club Arema Malang where he has signed a one-year contract.

Alam Shah has been a household name, not only for his goal scoring but also his volatile temper.

Not new to controversy, the 29 year old said he has had enough of Singapore football, citing a lack of motivation due to poor attendances at S.League matches.

Several Singapore players are also contemplating a move to Indonesia clubs, which promise better salaries and capacity crowds.

Another grouse, Alam Shah thinks good players have been left out of the league because of the Football Association of Singapore's insistence on them passing the beep or fitness test.

He feels he is also being singled out by referees for past encounters.

"The referee standards has also gone down a bit, maybe me and most of the referees got history. I think they treat me (based) on (what happened in) the past and not the present. That is wrong and that's one of the reasons I am leaving," said Alam Shah, who plays for the Singapore National Team.

Alam Shah will play his last match for club Tampines Rovers against Sengkang Punggol on Friday. - CNA /ls

AND YOU KNOW WAT? HE SCORED A HAT TRICK IN HIS LAST MATCH

haha he certainly talks alot, but he can oso do alot, a hat trick with 3 different sorts of finish, the last being a rocket. wow...

ok fine maybe the opposing keeper was joey sim so thats why, but still...

haha thinking about it joey sim looks shaky on crosses, but he keeps coming out. i;m shaky but dont come out. i think that sucks more than trying to come out. lol

screwed layout again

2009-09-09T22:11:00.000+08:00

i really feel like slapping blogger. my post layout is screwed again.

and also on my to-slap list is facebook stalker check-.- now i have like 100new emails thanks to being on someone's stalker list-.-

haha at least the class party was fun. monkey in water was nice but then i'm like damn tired now. i think i swam for at least 4 hours-.- my legs feel like cramping-.- then just sat around and bbq, then play cards and some volleyball. then cherie's dad gave me a lift back haha

the bbq was nice, and mr and mrs yeo were good hosts hahaha. i think they really cannot tahan us loh. cant wait for 305 chalet... if there will be such a thing...

havnt played soccer for a long long long long time... i've decided to be more brave and outwards in my style le bah, come out for more through balls and crosses, i guess thats the only way to cover up my sucky shotstopping. -.- but again its hard to practice cross catching cant find a reliabe server...

ohwell hahaha i tired le bb

guilty..

2009-09-08T13:12:00.001+08:00

lol i feel so guilty for cheating her... feel i gonna end up in did shit sometime soon. gah

ew.

2009-09-08T08:32:00.003+08:00

woah talking about the people that mean the most to you to some random guy you dont even trust.... things change fast...

staying at home to do work is fustrating sigh. really wish to go back to school soon. wednesday going back for ms teh's chem remedial, then hopefully can get some of the school balls to go train with on my own. then after that meeting cherie and the foreign scholars to get stuff for the bbq at mrs yeo's place. i wonder how mrs yeo is as a geog teacher...

anyway back to soccer. dont really want to think about anything else...

school balls behave really weirdly. its damn hard to get them off the ground, compared to the nike balls, and the pace it goes at is damn weird. and it can knuckle in the air, and do all sort of weird stuff. damn. throwing them is a nightmare since the friction is like nearly 0. gosh need to get alot more touches on that ball.

besides there's match coming up on 2nd monday after sch starts. hopefully i start, and hopefully i get to be starter for the singapore 9s. need to train shot stopping and crosses now gah.

its damn hard to get a reliable server for crosses and shots sigh...

and oh hopefully the ex204 captball team roster would be finalised by today so i can submit the form tommorow...

BACK

2009-09-06T10:56:00.000+08:00

LOL i'm back from hiatus. to think that some people actually thought that hiatus was some facebook application...

anyway life has been its usual boring self, and blogger is still screwed. my layout looks somethign like this

oh wait i cant even put a screenshot on this post-.-

even soccer has been sucky for me. cant really get anything done this weeks. gahh

我想暂时停止写博客。

2009-08-22T22:35:00.000+08:00

blog on hiatus. nothing much to tok bout lol

2009-08-17T20:16:00.000+08:00

sigh

things i hate about being goalkeeper- conceding in last minute is crap. WTH

sajc2

2009-08-16T11:15:00.000+08:00

haha ytd had match against SAJC again. not too bad lah we improved by 3 times...lol
and its really scary to play against them. i was so damn scared that i couldnt get a clean catch or clean punt. ahh well hopefully can get over this problem of nerves sonner or later. hopefully by tommorow. match against CCK. hopefully..

howard! great save from howard!

2009-08-09T00:05:00.000+08:00

i am bored
i want to play soccer
but on another note rugby balls are awful fun to kick. but your knee becomes damn sore afterwards. but any error in your technique is obvious. more obvious than on soccer balls. and the bounce trains your reaction.
i need to get bigger boobs.

boredom kills.

2009-08-05T18:07:00.000+08:00

everyone's down with flu. wonder when its my turn. haha get well soon cherie ;D

and why am i not coming down with flu? damn. wanna miss school.

ahwell

ramblings

2009-08-03T22:19:00.000+08:00

its 10:19

i havnt got anything done yet. great.
i gonna copy all tommorow. or maybe not
i shall try to fall sick tonight. actually i already am.
training was crap.
no stopping practices. usual warmup
the match was crap as usual. i NEVER kept a single clean sheet in matches, (even though i kept 3 at fico hehe) let in 2 today.
but at least had a nice double save. firstime i made an arial dive.
and my dives still dont have enough air. ahhh
but then let in two scrappy ones.
and i realised that i get to most of the balls in time, and make contact, but they still go in.
my positioning could be wrong.
or maybe i'm just crap.
i need to impreove my distribution.
SWITCHFLANKS!!
and goalkicks.

ok die

2009-08-02T18:54:00.000+08:00

training tommorow. still cant perfect the side volley yet. not say perfect, but as in get it past 1/2fiel consistently bah. still not used to predators.

and hopefully michael/bradley will come tommorow, so can get soem training. feel like diving over hurdles, btu then kishor and richard wont allow it.

and the new predators suck. it looks just like ordinary sports shoes. eww

http://theglovebag.com/resized-image.ashx/__size/550x0/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/28/6505.11kbomq.jpg

2009-08-01T22:25:00.000+08:00

haha i guess noone really follows my blog already. maybe its good. i dont know haha.

life seems to get into a cycle for me le, and it goes somewhat like this
happy-->abit pissed-->very pissed-->happy-->abit pissed-->etc
abit stupid eh. so much for anger management.

and then i'm stockpiling work like the hospitals stockpiling tamiflu-.- i can't clear my work ahh damn haha. i think its kinda jokish now luh, considering me not able to hand up any piece of assignment on time (save for chem and physics and english)

but again on the bright side, i got new boots! my t90s gave apart, then decied on getting a pair of preds. monday no training, then friday training was ok, but kinda crappy as usual bah. all 3 keepers pwn the thing so left me. was getting my warm up shots when coach kishor stop me, them made me practice basic catching, then after that the situp drill, then he ask me go bounce ball. then after lazing around for around a hour taking random shots richard come and train me, which practically killed my abs. he made me do teh sit up thing like alot faster, and then make me do footwork drills. training game was abit crappy oso, got scolded by coach for my passing too weak le S: let in one, which was abit crappy given that nic let pan in at the right flank, and then he shot, and went in via near post. my positioning ><

still not so used to preds yet, they seem quite nice for kicking off the ground, but then for dropkicks it's alot harder to get S: but it's awfully comfortable.as for goalkicks i'm working on them as usual. but then i think KR kicking looks good. shall try to get him down on fil and study his swing. LOL.

anyway there are matches coming up. hopefully i'll be able to get some time in all of the games bah, and a div have match against SAJC again. LOL

2009-07-28T19:55:00.002+08:00

yay! finally posting again. stupid blogger layout fail.

haha anyway life had sucked all the while. damn. i dont feel like going school. luckily there's a holiday tommorow.

and you know what? our teachers keep putting quizes and homework due dates right after the holiday, which practically turns it into a school day.

dang.

anyway coach turned monday trainings into A div trainings. when he said that i was like wtf no training. then he said GKs needed to turn up. then i was like -.- training with seniors is shit lah, especually playing game with them. they dont bloody listen.

and i need to tape up my finger le-.- everytime after i play my right hand middle finger would swell up, even with fingersaves on. but then again if fingersaves dont work tape most likely wont either. but at least the grip on the grey fingersaves good. tried it out on the wet pitch and the balls stuck onto it like glue. haha

and i just studied a video of myself goalkicking. placed my phone gainst the post and then set it to record. my leg speed seemed too slow le. must work on that lol

Religious sensitivity. no?

2009-07-15T20:47:00.002+08:00

"religion is an organized approach to human spirituality which usually encompasses a set of narratives, symbols, beliefs and practices, often with a supernatural or transcendent quality, that give meaning to the practitioner's experiences of life through reference to a higher power, God or gods, or ultimate truth."

ok fine that's ripped straight off wikipedia. but again this isn't an assignment, and that's not something that really reflects what we think of it in daily life, no?

and would forcing your religion on someone be nice? or making people feel uncomfortable because of their religion be nice? beats me

2009-07-13T22:07:00.000+08:00

YONGKIAT! stop bitching bout your life.

What people want to say, want to feel bout you. dont care.

ALAMAK.

BIPOLAR LE.

2009-07-13T18:10:00.006+08:00

dear bastard,

i've been wanting to tell this to you for a long time, but couldnt muster the courage to, or rather, i was to lazy to tell you. in actual fact, contary to what you think, YOU SUCK ;D.

Need proof? well. its obvious. please, noone other than you would be so wicked as to crush sombody cos his skin color is darker than yours. and please, hypocrisy is not nice. stop calling people juiceless when you dont have any to speak of either. you claim to be a chirstian, but u bring nothing but shame to christians when u call yourself one. you seem more suited to be a role model for would be satanists, or maybe the al-qaeda.

please, just shut that gap up for once

sincerely

Yongkiat

reflection

2009-07-05T16:19:00.003+08:00

Now I shall destroy everything 'I' said in the last post. ;D It's going down the well just like the Jew.

Speaking of Borat, I realised that the movie I downloaded doesnt have sound. Ahh smart. And Bruno the movie's gonna get released soon. I obviously cant watch it, so thankfully there's such a technology known as torrenting.

short 5 line posts, case sensitivity and facebook quizes. typical stuff.

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Can you name 31 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 31 people.

1. Sourav (><)
2. Dillon szeto
3. Elmo
4. Yujian
5. Charles
6. Weihan
7. Joel Ng
8. Joelle Lim
9. Hurberg
10. Benjamin
11. Sionggim
12. Kangraye
13. Vivek
14. YuQuan
15. Tecklim
16. Vivianlau
17. Shihui
18. Cherie
19. Jiamin
20. Leon Tham
21. Ruthanne
22. SHEENA(!)
23. Gen
24. Berton
25. Shini
26. Nikki
27. Dominique
28. Jonseow
29. Sharmila
30. Junhyeok (suddenly tot bout him lol)
31. me? :D

THE BURNING QUESTIONS

• How did you meet 10? (Ethel)
in french last year! LOL jeanmarc

• What would you do if you had never met 6? (Abigail)
ahh. Alot less bruises on my arm.

• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated? (Tecklim and Jiamin)
0.o go wtf?

• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be? (Weihan/Yuquan)
LOL none. I'm straight

• Did you ever like 9? (Hurberg)
SOMETIMES. When he's not talking bout juice or Jay Chou

• Have you ever seen 4 cry? (Sharmila)
No lol

• Would 4 and 17 make a good couple? (Shihui/Yujian)
OK I DIDNT CHANGE THE POSITIONS I SWEAR.

• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple? (Sourav/Elmo)
Hot and Cold. Black and White.

•Describe 8. (Joelle)
Some random girl who's short on height and high in.. err... being high

• Do you like 12? (Kangraye)
Yeah lol. My ever so hot lastman/leftback

• Tell me something about 17. (Shihui)
an anagram for BLUR.

• What's 7's favorite color? (Joel)
Whatever the Color of the latest Mercurial is.

• What would you do if 1 just confessed he/she liked you? (Sourav)
Go WTF and run off.

• When was the last time you talked to number 15? (tecklim)
Friday.

• How do you think 19 feels about you? (Jiamin)
no idea. LOL

• What language does 13 speak? (vivek)
english, tamil and chinese

• Who is 2 going out with? (elmo)
single, but hoards of people on his wanted list.

• What year is 16 in? (Vivian Lau)
year 3.

• What is 5's favorite music? (Charles)
Anything modern.

• Would you ever date 13? (Vivek)
no. I'm Straight.

• Is 11 single? (Sionggim)
Attached to number 17.

• What is 10's last name? (Benjamin)
Siow

• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7? (Joel Ng)
On the field. lol

• Where does 18 live? (Cherie)
With number 24 on the above list.

• What do you think about 20? (Leon)
Hot guy with a flair for badminton and soccer.

• What is the best thing about 30? (junhyeok)
His damn fail cockiness.

• What would you like to tell 14 right now? (YuQuan)
Nothing. LOL

• How did you meet 21? (Ruthanne)
AH LOL FORGOT. Haha through music bah. Should be

• What is the best and worst thing about 2? (Elmo)
best: being the red furry monster that everyone loves.
worst: being the red furry monster that everyone loves.

• Are you going to know 3 forever? (Dillon)
??

• How long have you known 26? (nikki)
1 year. heng...

• Who is 24? (Berton)
Some racist uber fail at man management but abit better at tennis guy

• Are you or did you ever date 2? (Dillon szeto)
lol. no-.-

• Do you have a crush on 27? (Dominique)
yes. ;D ~honey~

• Would you kiss 25? (Shini)
Er, what a question. -.-

• Have you hugged/kissed 22? (Sheena)
WHATTHEHELL. NO WAY LOL.

• Would you like to hug/kiss 21? (Ruthanne)
ahh my jie wat. ;D idk lol

• What do you hate about 23? (Gen)
her bloody pro swimming ~jealous

• What's your relationship with 28? (Jonathan Seow)
lastman-goalkeeper relationship

• Will you invite 29 to your party? (Sharm)
lol. depends

• What language does 31 speak? (me?)
Ahh. English, Chinese, Kazakhstani, and soon to be, German

Reflections

2009-07-02T22:47:00.015+08:00

As you might have unfortunately realized, my blog is getting kinda boring, with a stereotypical post being one of the following:

1. A quiz ripped from somewhere

2. Paparazzi news articles ripped from online sources

3. Short approximately-five-line original (wow!) posts (this happens to be the fifth line of text too), which coincidentally reflects the length of my favourite organ, and also the magnitude of my intellect. Considering some reports stating with utmost certainty that I am juiceless, hence according to their reasoning, I lack brain juice too. -.-

Posible reactions to the above comments:

"Tio suuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! It my favoulite body part also... ."

"Thatswhatyouthinkk. You blog is the most interesting of all. Furthermore itsmyviewdammit."

"Idiot," (in a deep mocking triangular voice of charming timbre). "Jokeface. Seiously lah, Yong Kiat, if you want people to read your blog, be more mature."

"Yah lah, yah lah. Heh."

"You can't be serious." (in a surprisingly deep voice for a red furry 3-year old.)

"You know I feel like whacking that Yong Kiat up." (That's a *tall * story.)

"Hur-hur-hur-hur. So funny." (Not sure why too. This is not supposed to be funny. That is why...

"Que pasa?"

Nevertheless I hereby shall blog about what I *should* blog. In the future, that is. But this is no promise though. Bore might still be a part and parcel of this blog. Want to complain? NO TAGBOARD HEH. (Freedom of speech, local style.) But to avoid escaping the topic in question at present...

1. Videos. Yes, there are already videos on my blog, but I think I should have more. About more diverse topics than the usual soccer and songs which are not *exactly* considered mainstream.

2. Rants. I'm not sure if I have an opinion. Assuming if I do, it might very well contradict with yours. Still you are not allowed to rebut or complain due to the lack of tagboard.

3. Lurf. My relationships with things, living or nonliving, other boy-girl relationships, boy-boy relationships, neutral-neutral relations, human-pig relationships, triangualar relationships, triangle-girl relationships, etc.

4. My feelings. Or lack thereof. I'll try to find my heart whenever it has been misplaced.

5. Personal reviews and assesments. Self explanatory. Still for example: Insertnamehere -- Bitchy, irritaing, like an hydrogen atom to another, attractive from a distance but repulsive up close.

6. Less about facebook. Well, you can READ it on facebook too right.

7. Less about surveys. [X] (So far: 1/7 --- I am 14% prune juice free!)

Give me ten years. By then, these things might finally be up (and the others, hopefully reduced) . Again, no promises though.

But you can be certain that a tag-bored would not be up in the near future at least.

Hence I would like to conclude with the following statement:

天天天气都很好。

2009-07-01T17:37:00.002+08:00

1. Where did you take your profile pic?
FB:204chalet MSN: south africa.

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
home clothes

3. What is your current problem?
my oliverkahn-ish temper. ;D

4. What makes you happy most?
when i spend time alone, or maybe with someone else, kicking the ball from one end to the other. ok i know whatever. GOODNIGHTGOSLEEP.

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
BARBIE GIRL.

6. Any celeb you would marry?
no. but if i was a gal i wld love fabien barthez.

7. Name some one/persons with the same birthday as you:
ah. Ruthanne.

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
NO and would never wish to.

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
lol. thao. refer to FB

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
pink panther. haha

11. Do you speak any other languages than English?
oui. yes. lol

12. Has anyone you've been really close passed away?
no. lol. unless you count elmo.

13. Do you ever watch MTV?
no. lol dont really like

14. What's something that really annoys you?
nicholas lee. that;s something

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Chapter 1
1. Middle name: barthez.
2. Nickname(s): susan, gay bastard, kate, juiceless, fckr, borat, bruno. ok like whatever
3. Current location: home
4. Eye color: brownish black.
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Chapter 2
1. Do you get along with your parent(s): ok lah
2.Are your parents married/separated/divorced?: married.
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Chapter 3: Favorites
1. Ice Cream: vanila.
2. Season: anytime when soccer is a valid sport.
3. Air-conditioner: nolol
4. Thing: thing. thats like. wrong. lol
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Chapter 4: Do You..
1. Dance in the shower?
nooo. crazy.

2. Do you write on your hand?
no-.-

3. Call people back?
ah. yes.

4. Believe in God?
no. never would

5. Any bad habits?
bad catching. poor cross catching. and even worse goalkicks

6. Any mental health issues:
SOCCER OBSESSED. and maybe abit hot headed. and not to mention bipolar

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Chapter 5: Have You..
1. Sprained stuff:
all my fingers.

2. Had physical therapy?
accupuncture for LCL?

3. Gotten stitches?
heng no

4. Taken painkillers:
Yes. everytime before training

5. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:
D:

6. Thrown up at the dentist:
eeww no

7. Sworn in front of your parents?
no lol.

8. Had detention?
No.
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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
1. Movie(s): i want to watch borat. last movie some damn gross jap gangster film.
2. Three people who text-ed you: lol.
3. Person you called: mom
4. Person you hugged: ELMO.
6. Person you talked to on msn?: haha toking 2 4 now
7. Thing you touched? keyboard
8. Thing you ate? fishball
9. Thing you drank? tea
10. Thing you said: "oh really?" (mom told me something bout my sis.)
11. Person you kissed: my mom. diao
12. Place you went: market
13. Friend you saw: at school alot. last friend then maybe joel kr vivek sg

thats all O:
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ok got damn pissed again today. gahh
i really need to control my temper. but again
WHATEVER. GOODNIGHT GO SLEEP.

2009-06-30T21:46:00.003+08:00

SAY EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND & DON'T CHANGE IT.
1. You & your ex – husband leon;D
2. What are you listening to – barbie girl. xD
3. Maybe I should – go and practice catching. now that's my worse part
4. I love - soccer...
5. I don't understand – why i cant take freekicks.
6. I have lost my respect for – seniors.
7. I last ate – dinner

IS YOUR/ARE YOU:
1. Is your hair wet? – no
2. Is your cell phone right by you? - no in the room
3. Do you miss someone? - ahh yes
4. Are you wearing chap stick? - ?
5. Are you tired? – no not really
6. Are you wearing pajamas? – no
7. Are you mad? – yeah very. on the field

MORE QUESTIONS

Are you shy?
ahh. depends

Could things possibly get any better?
maybe.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Yes. too cold le.

Has there been anyone particular on your mind at all today?
ahh yes. barbie girl

Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?
no.

Could you date someone taller than you?
no-.-

Do you need to say anything to someone?
ah no.

Honestly, does your crush like you back?
hah. i dont want to know. and i most certainly dont want to date her.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
who's blind raise your hands

Do you wear glasses?
Yes.

Lyrics from the song you're listening to?
i'm a barbie girl....

Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
school loh diao

Honestly, what's running through your mind?
place the ball on the line of the six yard box, take 10 small steps backwards, sidestep two steps. take 5 small steps and 3 large steps forward. on the last large place left foot to the leftback of the ball and lock right ankle at ~90degrees. step through the ball and follow through while leaning back. watch the ball fly 60 yards. ok i'm daydreaming. ;D

Have you ever asked a girl for advice?
Yes. i always do.

Ever kissed under water?
no.

When was the last time you were told you were cute?
wow. when i was dreaming.

How late did you stay up last night?
11pm

Do you think boys truly understand girls?
some guys and some girls

What is one word you seem to always misspell that you know you shouldn't?
ogle. *oogle

What was the last movie you watched?
ah. borat. too lazy type out full title

Last song played more than three times?
BARBIE GIRL

Last person to fall asleep with?
ah. dunno, heh

What color is your room?
white

Who'd you have lunch with?
vivek. i think we ate at the field. lol

Are you ticklish?
nein

How many piercings do you have?
0

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
yes elmo. LOL

Do you want any tattoos?
no.

Will you cry at your wedding?
idk. lol

Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you?
no. i do my own stunts

What are your plans for the weekend?
idk

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
none

Do you have a little sister?
yes

Do you like Taylor Swift?
no not really. but shes damn chio!

Last time you were heart broken?
lol. the last time i conceded. u think what

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
close

Do you hope your children are like you one day?
no. must be better

Do you take walks often?
yep. and runs. and dives.

Needles aren't so horrible?
lol

Do you like meeting new people?
yes

Would you rather have long or short hair?
short. i think i want cut fauxhawk.

How was your day?
lol. tiring.

ahh quiz ripepd from fb. from momo it hink. lol damn bored.

eh not so easy chase gal de k. dont anyhow say. GOSLEEPGOODNIGHT!

RAOR: Random Acts Of Randomness

2009-06-27T10:27:00.003+08:00

Spell your name without vowels : yngkt
What color do you wear most? : black during soccer. white during everyother time
Least favorite color? : brown
What are you listening to? : elmo. i'm talking to him on the phone
Are you happy with your life right now? : no. lol
What is your favorite class in school? : freeeperiod
When do you start back at school/college? : 3 days time. shit!
Are you outgoing? : yeah.
Favorite pair of shoes? : T90 shoot. lol
Where do you wish you were right now? : goalkicking with myself and 20 other balls on the field.

THE CANS:
Can you dance? : no. dont ask.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? : no. lol
You whistle? : no..
Write with both hands? : no. lol.
Walk with your toes curled? : can. lol

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets? : idk. if there is they must play soccer. lol
Do you believe in miracles? : no.
Do you believe in magic? : no.
Do you believe in Satan? : no.
Do you believe in Santa? : no.
Do you know how to swim? : yes.
Do you like roller coasters? : no not really
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? : no

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane? : duh..
Have you ever asked someone out? : no. wait yes.
Have you ever been asked out by someone? : lol everyday. xD
Have you ever been to the ocean? : i live about 500m away from it. ;D
Have you ever painted your nails? : YES-.- flash pink summore.

THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside? : noidea. if u want you can go to yahoo weather and find out.

What radio station do you listen to? : either 88.9 or 92.4 or 93.8 try them.
What was the last restaurant you ate at? : ahah. forgot. lol
What was the last thing you bought? : soccerwise: t90shoot street. otherwise: A0 size vanguard sheet.
What was the last thing on TV you watched? : sleague. LOL

THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd? : weixuan. lol
Who was the last person you took a picture of? : angyujian! giving the finger lol
Who was the last person you said I love you to? : ;D elmo. lol you think who?!

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out? : yeah, lol
Ever cried yourself to sleep? : think so. lol.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? : ahahah forgot.
Ever cried over the opposite sex? : eeewwwww
Do you cry when you get an injury? : ahh yes. yes. it was shitily painful.
Do certain songs make you cry? : KEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person? : no. not emo tho. lol
What can make you happy? : soccer. sometimes. friends. watching soccer. lol
Do you wish you were happier? : duh-.-
Can music make you happy? : LOL. tut's my barreh. i cant help but laugh when i hear it. if there's a camel...

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken? : ahah. idk. 2? LOL
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? : no. its not a summone. lol.

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color? : black. sadly. i wanna go bleach!
Current piercings? : foreskin. nah jk
Have any tattoos? : no.
Eye color? : brown.

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favorite eye color : brown. lol
Short or long hair : haha shoulder length
Height : not more than 1.75 LOL
Best clothing : ahah ;D the best is not clothing XD jk

HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail : no.
Mooned someone : ahahahahha elmo!
Laughed so hard you cried : yesh! ken lee. lol
Cried in school : yes-.-
Thrown up in a store : no. lol
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today : yeh. i go whatthefuck to myself sometime. and people stare at me-.-
Gone skinny dipping : wish.

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke : lol. water.
McDonald's or Burger King : hate both.
Single or Group Dates : ahhh single. lol.
Chocolate or Vanilla : strawberry
Strawberries or Blueberries : look above
Meat or Veggies : both
TV or Movie : tv. the little nyonya. lol
Guitar or Drums? : drum.
Adidas or Nike : nike t90. if not adidas fingersaves. LOL
Chinese or Mexican : chinese. LOL
Cheerios or Corn Flakes : none
Cake or Pie : cake
MTV or VH1 : mtv. though i wont know wat;s being played. LOL

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lol. hope can go practise goalkicking later. hope the skies hold.

on another note i think i'm coming down with a cold/flu. lol

2009-06-26T11:46:00.002+08:00

the bbc thinks that most people has read at most 6 out of this list. lets see

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen ()
2 The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R Tolkien ()
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte ( )
4 Harry Potter series - J.K Rowling ( )
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (1)
6 The Bible - ()
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte ( )
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell ()
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman ()
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens (2)
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott (3)
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy ( )
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller ( )
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare ()
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier ( )
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien ()
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk (4)
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger ( ) .
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger ( )
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot ( )
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell ()
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald ( )
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens ( )
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy ( )
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams ()
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh ( )
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky ( )
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck ( )
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll ()
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame ()
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy ( )
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens ( )
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis ()
34.Emma-Jane Austen ( )
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen ( )
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (5)
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini ()
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres ( )
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden ()
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne (6) lol who never read this before
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell (7)
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (8)
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez ( )
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving ( )
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins ( )
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery ( )
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy ( )
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood ( )
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding (9)
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan ( )
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel ( ) [the life of reynor!]
52 Dune - Frank Herbert ()
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons ( )
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen ( )
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth ( )
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon ( )
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens ()
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley ()
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon ()
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez ( )
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck ( )
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov ( ) [i want read!]
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt ( )
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold ( )
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas ()
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac ( )
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy ( )
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding ( )
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie ( )
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville ()
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens ()
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker ()
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett ( )
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson ( )
75 Ulysses - James Joyce ( )
76 The Inferno - Dante ( )
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome ( )
78 Germinal - Emile Zola ( )
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray ( )
80 Possession - AS Byatt ( )
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens ()
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell ( )
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker ( )
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro ( )
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert ( )
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry ( )
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White (9) A bit rubbishy, though not so much as narnia
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom ()
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ()
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton ()
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad ( )
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (10)
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks ( )
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams ()
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole ( )
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute ( )
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas (11)
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare ()
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl (12)
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo ()

lol 12 of 100

2009-06-25T11:33:00.005+08:00

I SHALL NOT BLOG BOUT SOCCER.

so liddat do quiz loh!

1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
go lol. and then get on with what im doing. lol

2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
idk. just hear. lol

3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
'lol. damn sian' actually, that''s my pickup line for everybody-.-

4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
most often the bands i like are joke bands (EUROPE, or KREISRADIO, or those german dudes that sang moskau. lol)

5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
go whatthefugg and do a imiatation of cristiano ronaldo.

6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
copy lah! then wat?

7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
go like eh shit i need go use the toilet, then go there rinse mouth or something. lol

8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
pick it up and wear lah. it's singapore!

9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
go whattherfugg

10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
close friend: lol thanks. (think what the fugg)
good friend: cool! thx

11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
close friend: what kinda sucky gift is this?
good friend: i guess i can use this as a paper weight..

12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
hot guy: is he gay? *runs off bus*
hot girl: omg she's hot! *looks back*

'football is for pussies. try rugby' czech rugby ad-.-

2009-06-24T08:29:00.000+08:00

2009-06-21T15:16:00.002+08:00

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: water
2. Last phone call: elmo
3. Last text message: noidea. lazy check. most likely elmo/lthy
4. Last song you listened to: love story. lol
5. Last time you cried: lol

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: no lah. once oso nvr
7. Been cheated on: nvr date how get cheated!
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: ...
9. Lost someone special: yeah
10. Been depressed: yeah
11. Been drunk and threw up: nolah. lol

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. pink
13. white
14. red

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: yeah
16. Fallen out of love: nope. not yet
17. Laughed until you cried: no lah. haha lugh till stomachache eryi
18. Met someone who changed you: hmmm
19. Found out who your true friends were: maybemaybenot.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah. shocking. lol
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: lol no. please lah she's so ugly. i would never fall in love with her. now where's elmo?
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: around 50%of them.
23. How many kids do you want to have: three. lol. if i had a choice then 11. one soccer team exactly
24. Do you have any pets: yeah and he lives in paya lebar. his name is elmo.
25. Do you want to change your name: maybe. gianluigi sounds odious. maybe to something like jose instead. or fabien.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: levelcamped-.-
27. What time did you wake up today: 915
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: lying down thinking bout random stuff/people
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: training. i want go do goalkicks. grr
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 2 hours ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: greater verticle leap=.=
32. What are you listening to right now: my father watching the shinjuku incident. is that the name?
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: andjerry
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: football.
35. Most visited webpage: to be serious, its been footytube.com.
36. Whats your real name: Lim yongkiat. then what?!
37. Nicknames: cheebai, borat, limlaosai, susan, kate, netballer, whatthehellhowdidyouletitin!
38. Relationship Status: single. affair with elmo.
39. Zodiac sign: taurus
40. Male or female?: idk. let me chek. ok male.
41. Elementary?: nan hua!
42. Middle School?: nus high-.-
43. High school/college?: nus high
44. Hair colour: Black D: i want bleached hair!
45. Long or short: long.
46. Height: 180 D: target height 187 D:
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: SH__NA! btw joel thats 2 letters between sh and na. so definetly not who you thinking bout. ;D
48: What do you like about yourself?: nothing.
49. Piercings: none. foreskin. jkjk
50. Tattoos: no
51. Righty or lefty: right

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: none. lol
53. First piercing: none
54. First best friend: idk. some dude called mark. if not hes called benjamin. lol
55. First sport you joined: volleyball. maybe thats why i played gk to start with-.-
56. First vacation: idk. lol. too young to remember
58. First pair of trainers: p3.

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I'm about to: try to do homework. (chem)
62. Listening to: TV
63. Waiting on: wait wat wait.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: yea
65. Get Married?: yeah lol.
66. Career?: no idea. maybe comercial pilot. why not? high pay, flexible working hours, free food, get to travel world for free, pretty gals to ogle at. not bad le.

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: lips
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or Younger: dunno?
71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach! abs
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: either
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: lol

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: no
77. Drank hard liquor: no
78. Lost glasses/contacts: yes
79. Sex on first date: No, but who knows?
80. Broken someone's heart: no. who so blind de.
82. Been arrested: No
83. Turned someone down: refer to 80
84. Cried when someone died: no
85. Fallen for a friend?: lol. idk. hehe

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: starting to not le.
87. Miracles: no.
88. Love at first sight: hehe.
89. Heaven: no. after i die i dunwant to know wat happens. lol
90. Santa Claus: no
91. Kiss on the first date: hehe yes
92. Angels: no

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: refer to question 80
95. Did you sing today?: hehe no. is ken lee a song?
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: no
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: to the moment oliver kahn spilled the ball that let to ronaldo's goal in the 2002 world cup final.
98. If you could pick a day from last and relive it, what would it be?: none
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: yes-.-
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: ??

2009-06-19T21:06:00.002+08:00

lol i left this blog dead for 7 days.
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anyway was in malaysia for the past 5 so you cant really blame me eh?

hahah yesterday had training. which was fine. had to train with the outfield ppl today since michael not around. anw would have had outfield trainign even if michael was around. then got shooting practice. couldnt really do anth bout the shots since i wasnt really looking out. lol.
the game was better. had quite alot to do right from the start. but the most joke was one goal kick. i kicked it straight to ahmed around 30m out. then he had the whole empty goal to shoot at. instead he shot straight back to me-.- i think one of my defenders was saying its quite a nice way to get the ball back from your goalkick. the match ended 4-0 we lose lah. the first was quite stupid. a cutback which was too far for me to claim ended up hitting mitchell and going in. couldnt do much. he was unmarked. zzz. the 2nd was ahmed scoring after a corner from 20+ m. corner from my left ended up being headed out, so i tough didnt have much to do already. the skarly ahmed got the ball and shot. then i was stranded at the other side of the goal. the ball ended up in the bottom right corner. gross. then the third and fourth were more or less like the first. all from unmarked ppl shooting in/around the 6 yard box. lol

and people say my blogs becoming boring. yeah it is. i have absolutley no inspiration this few days. nothing to talk bout

quiz

1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
err. help her. lol

2.Your best friend tells you (s)he's pregnant. What is your reaction?
*elmo/dillon/whoever* since when are you pregnant?!

3.When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
err today. lol. punch the ball in its face

4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
no problem. anything but yeowxiang or elmo. ;D

5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
lol. sheena!

6. What are you craving right now?
football

7. What was the last thing you cried about?
lol. football

8. When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it?
keep lah!

9. What color is your tissue box?
got meh?

10. Is there a ceiling fan in your room & if so does it have dust on it?
no not really

11. What is the last voice mail you received about?
i dont have VM

12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
lol. the first goal i conceded against SAJC. still gives me the shiver. an clean ole from 50 yards. wat the heck

13.Have you ever had a garage sale?
no. lol.

14. What is the last beverage you had?
water

15. Are you happy right now?
liddat liddat loh

16. Who came over last?
dillon. and ayj

17. Do you drink energy drinks?
no.

18. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
neither

19. Dark or light jeans?
anth. idl jeans

20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
mulan! i'm serious-.-

21. What is in your pocket?
idh one now

25. When is your birthday?
hmm..... 20may. lol

26.What are you going to do after this?
write the SF story. the holiday homework one

27. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
parents. lol. went around looking for cheap shoes. could not find any D:

28. What about your favorite dessert?
ice kachang. or cendol. lol

29. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
no haha.

30. Do you like pickles?
lol. depends.

31. Is someone in love with you?
lol

32. What color is your couch?
idh one

33. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
yes-.-

34. Does someone like you right now?
lol. idk

35. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
D: no

36. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
errrrrrrrrrr...... i think it was elmo.

37. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
9

38. Do you swear at your parents?
no. lol

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
how i know.

40. What is the last thing you spent money on?
cheese prata. lol

41. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
my memories.

42. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
lol. sardines

43. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos
non

44. Have you ever blocked someone from facebook?
lol. dr. wong blocked me. haha

45. Who was it?
noone

46. Do you wear a name tag at work?
that's stupid-.-

47. What color is your iPod?
idh one.

48. What is your favorite key chain on your keys??
lol. puma goalkeepign gloves.

49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping

50. If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?
no. lol. who said it was a fairytale?

2009-06-13T13:01:00.002+08:00

ripped from facebook.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair. my head hair-.-

2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
none. i dont like hoodies

3. Do you like coffee?
yes

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
hot.

6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s name?
hmmm....... E lol. no wait. isn't it A?

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
water. lol. therefore, it can be termed a wet dream *omg cold*

9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
YES

10. What are you craving?
shin ah!

11. Do you floss?
no. waste time

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
kimchi. lol

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
LOL yes

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
lick.

18. Do you use smileys?
xD

19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
3

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
err whos a celeb?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
its ok

22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
fairytale-.- in fact it is still stuck in my head. grr

23. How many countries have you visited?
6. i think

24. Are your parents strict?
quite

25. Would you go sky diving?
yea

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
lol. no idea

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
err laptop?

30. Do you rent movies?
hah. no

31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?
err cherie. no wait i'm facing her. infront then nobody. lol

35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
home. most likely.

36. Brown or white eggs?
brown

37. Like rap music?
no.

38. Ever taken a train?
uh yea

39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
no lol

41. What day of the week is it?
sourav dey

40. What was your Lunch?
kimchi noodle.s lol

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
idk. define best fren. if its elmo then i bet he gonna fantasise bout XX

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
huh?

47. So, how about them Yankees?
dont really care

51. Is your hair curly?
isit?

52. Last time you cried?
lol

53. Ever walked into a wall?
yes-.- a glass wall hehe

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
wassat?

56. Favorite season?
summer roflmao.

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
am i suppose to knw. shin ah!

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no

63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
yea. you mean ethanol. lol i was being stupid at the biolab. heng no teachers reading

64. Do you think you’re old?
no not really.

65. Are you afraid of the dark?
no. unless you are alone in nus high at night. then maybe yes.

66. Do you like your life right now?
idk lol

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
did i evver need to choose?

68. Do you knock on wood?
when i knock on doors

69. Do you have good vision?
specs. and now contacts!

70. Can you hula hoop?
NO

71. Where are your parents?
out

72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator?
err that would be nice...

73. What is the next CD you will buy?
blank cd. games torrent. songs i dont listen to. drama/movie torrent lol

74. What brands are you wearing?
nike gloves/kit/boots, puma gloves, diadora tights, nike/kappa socks, err thats about it

76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
no. i'm too big-.-

77. Can you handle the truth?
about?

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a can drink. and i blew it up the next moment after stabbing sissors through it. great. i can still taste ice lemon tea in my hair

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
what fone?

80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
oh really kinda. i cant differentiate SHIN AH! and SHXXXX

81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
err maybe

82. Have you ever tripped someone?
yea. XD

86. Do you use chap stick?
chopsticks u mean. chapsticks no. lol

87. Are you too forgiving?
isit?

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
??

89. Do you own a gun?
no D:

90. Have you made a prank phone call?
"hello sir. this is muttu's japanese indian blowjob pornvideo megastore...."

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
no

92. Do you like your hair?
hehe. it tastes of ice lemmon tea;D

93. Do you like yourself?
self love :O

94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
both

95. Do you chat on AIM often?
no. never used before.

2009-06-09T22:42:00.002+08:00

lol ok dillon and elmo came my place 2dya for the oilrig thing. so more or less came up with summore hulls. now need YJ to see them.

songs that i want to learn:
(X) ketchup song
(X)pomp and circumstance
( )ruyan from the little nyonya. gahh hard to work with
( ) Fairytale by alexander rybak. its nice lah. altho the backing singers spoil it-.-

2009-06-08T16:20:00.002+08:00

ripped from nikki's blog. she did it like may 2008. ok fine i was bored.

Q1: Do you like your present school?
depends

Q2: What do you want the most now?
to play rugby 08. and not to forfeit my matches accidentaly-.-

Q3: Who is the closest person to you in your school?
idk. tough question

Q4: Do you hate your friends sometimes?
sometimes. not really. lol

Q5: If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
idk. my soccer skills. lol

Q6: What is your goal this year?
goal of the season. na D:

Q7: Do you believe in love at first sight?
no. lol

Q8: Do you believe in eternal love?
got arh?

Q9: Have you ever broken someone’s heart that he/she wants to commit suicide?
haha u say neh?

Q10: What do you enjoy doing the most?
playing soccer. but not as a goalkeeper. trust me.

Q11: Have you ever done anything for your admirer?
oh so i have one!?

Q12: What feeling do you like most?
bohchap

Q13: Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
yeah kinda..

Q14. Who would you probably spend the rest of your life with?
haha idk.

Q15: What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
nothing.

Q16: Do you find life meaningless?
kinda. lol

Q17: What do you live for?
her. nah that sounds so mushy. myself i guess

Q18: Who do you talk most to in school?
idk lol. maybe hurberg/dillonszeto/elmo/idkwho

Q19: What are you listening to now?
my washing machine whirring. and a bitch barking downstairs.

Q20: Ever find the long holidays boring?
lolyeah

from hurberg

Tag your friends.

Answer this quiz to which what you prefer.

No neithers or both or depends.

1. This or that?
This.

2. Thin or fat?
Thin.

3. Tall or short?
Tall.

4. Young or old?
Young.

5. High or low?
High.

6. Max or min?
Max.

7. ? or !
?!

8. ' or "
'

9. Crush or love?
Love.

10. Affair or marry?
Marry.

Answer this part truthfully.

STRICTLY Yes or no ONLY.

1. Do you have a crush : Yes

2. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend : No

3. Do you have a best friend : idk.

4. Do you like Asia : Yes. (the land of park ji sun. who doesnt love it)

5. Do you like Africa : yes. (the land of didier drogba. who loves it)

6. Do you like America : Yes (the land of... err... kasey keller?)

7. Do you like Europe : Yes (the land of nearly every soccer star in the world.)

8. Do you like Australia : Yes (the land of tim cahill)

9. Do you like Antartica : Yes (the land of no soccer players.)

10. Do you like yourself : Yes

The real truth is coming now.

State the name of your crush : kanninabuchaojibai. SHE___

And your wish will come true. (!) (:S)

If you don't, you will not be blessed by the angel of love.
like eeewwwww

2009-06-08T16:07:00.002+08:00

haha soccer training today. and lost my temper again. xD hahaha my temper really cannot control de. haha.

and i realised that my endurance is damn low. as in after i dive say like 5-6 times then i get damn tired le. i cant even jump. LOL

and the match 2day got cockup. grr. the first goal was my fault. someone shot it, and then was heading straight over me, but then i think i saw it too late, then when i tried to catch it it slipped through my fingers-.- gosh. i think most of the time i cant catch those balls with my eyes closed, but then that's the gk's job. you can make the save 99 times and then let one go in and you become a villian. a striker can miss 99 times and score the wining goal and be hailed as a hero. ohwell.

then there was one backpass which i cocked up. lucky sionggim cleared. joel volleyed a back pass to me, then i think it took a bounce on the pitch, then when i tried to clear it the spin made it screw off my foot. lucky sionggim cleared for me S: and tats when i started losing it since the canoe polo seniors were laffing. then i was like giving them the finger. some people just dont know when to shut up.

the rest of the game was more or less a blur le. then the last goal came from a counter attack, which left me dealing with a cutback against 2 strikers on my own. noneed to bet wether that was a goal. hehe.

ahh well shant think about soccer le. k then. blog more later

2009-06-06T22:35:00.002+08:00

oh and i just noticed that my last post was my number 204 post. well i guess htere's not so much significance to it, but well...

and went to play soccer just now at the park with sionggim. i realise this park soccer sessions are more of a 4km sprint run jog walk to me than a match, beacuase i keep running all over the field like a overactive poodle.... you get my point. and my left knee cant really hold out much more, but argh, who cares.

and in soccer to day i swear there's a exact replica of joel ng playing with us today. well fine say he's 12 or so. but he's just like joel. the style, the calls, right down to the figure (yoou get wat i'm trying to say.) his style is like: dribble dribble dribble lose the ball. if not dribble dribble shoot miss. nearly like joel's. dribble dribble shoot score. but well. give and take alittle lah. not everyone's perfect. but that young boy dribbling is good lah. low center of gravity=very stable (you still dont get what i mean?!)

but well playing with him sucks, since you get no passes from him-.- joel is different. you get a pass. LOL

but yeah. and that guuy i injured last week turned up. didnt tok to him tho...

and my left knee....

2009-06-06T14:10:00.003+08:00

oh my. i havnt blogged for some time le. but its quite an acheivement, considering how addicted i am to blogging.

the past few days have been really interesting. as in interesting with a capital B. gosh. luckily there's training on monday to keep me occupied. as a matter of fact i feel my holidays are much busier than my schooldays, cause i have to attend to alot of useless stuff. damn. if that wasnt enuff now i'll have to accompany my parents to yiwu, china for buisness. called me paranoid, but i really rather not board any plane for now. not 'cause of the air france crash, but of swine flu which really makes me freak out. dont ask me why. lol. but anyway cos of all these i need to miss training. damn.

looking back at the past semester, it seems to be one which cant be called a sucess, but neither a screwup. damn. looking back at some stuff i really feel really stupid. gosh. i wonder what even made me do that. mymy. but again, there are still some things that bring a smile to my face, or make me laugh. i guess this semester has been a rather rough transition semester, a new class, new faces, new friends, old problems. and course there are still the usual screwups, cockups, and not to mention people suaning. (-.-) but well. thats life i guess, it just kicks you in the crotch soemtimes, while other times it may be a breeze...

i think i will change my blogskin soon...

the toepoke. isn't it the easiest of kicks? i cant do it.

2009-06-03T21:08:00.002+08:00

heh. refer above. i cannot toepoke-.- dont ask me y. i simply cannot. and i realise my long passing really cmi when joel is around. too radiant le.

anw joel joined me and SG when we went to WCP to 'train' today. but sadly noone else playing soccer, so basically sepnt the time kicking around and joking. heh. hopefully next time he comes got ppl playing, so can see some skill and get amazed bout it.

anw some quiz i ripped from hurberg chew. the guy who remembers ruthanne's birthday but not mine. hmmph

A-Z
Name someone from A-Z. The first person who comes to your mind (other than yourself) should be answered, and no repeats.
A : Ang yujian
B : Benjamin
C : Chua Teck Lim
D : Dillon szeto
E : ELMO!
F : Florence Kok
G : Genevieve
H : sHi hui
I : Idiot (-.-)
J : Joel
K : kangraye
L : Lim berton(-.-)
M : Michelle
N : Nikki
O : Orang utan
P : pang wei han!
Q :
R : Ruthanne
S : Sheeena (!)
T : Toan
U : Leon tham hoi U(ok lame lah)
V : Vivek
W : Wei hao(!)
X : Xiao Wei (valerie)
Y : Yuquan
Z :

Use an adjective of the same letter to describe your friends...

A : Angular Angyujian
B : Bouncy Benjamin
C : Cool Chua Teck Lim
D : Desperate Dillon szeto
E : Emotional elmo
F : Fluent Florence Kok
G : Good Gen
H : high shi hui
I : idiotic idiot (-.-)
J : Joel-ish joel(cannot use anything else. too insulting to him le)
K : k got adjectives?
L : Lol berton
M : Manly Michelle.
N : Nice nikki (i'm contradicting myself)
O : oval-ish orang utan
P : Powderful Pang wei han
Q :
R : R-rated ruthanne
S : S--- sheena
T : Twisty Toan (can't think of any other adjective starting with T)
U : got u adjectives?
V : err cant think of any v adjectives either
W : weeny weihao
X : Xiao xiao Xiao Wei
Y : Yummy Yu quan
Z :

omg my el sucks-.-

fitness

2009-06-02T20:28:00.002+08:00

omg my fitness level cmi le. or maybe sprinting up and down the pitch 3 times really kills. idk. LOL
but soccer is fun. ok thats obvious. and my long pass really cant make it when i'm tired. ok set

2009-06-02T10:03:00.003+08:00

haha quiz ripped from joel.

40 SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF,BE HONEST, NO MATTER WHAT!

1. WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR?
HONESTLY: Black

2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?
HONESTLY: fb: class chalet. msn: i think in spain. LOL

3. WHATS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
HONESTLY: i have one!?

4. YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
HONESTLY: single...

5. HONESTLY, DOES YOUR CRUSH LIKE YOU BACK?
HONESTLY: haha you say leh?

6. WHATS YOUR CURRENT MOOD?
HONESTLY: Bored tired pissed doing-mastering-physics-ish

7. WHATS THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST BEST FRIEND?
HONESTLY : i have no idea. i had a best friend? oh interesting...

8. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
HONESTLY: Soccer, kicking balls, staying in school, friends, and maybe *flirting*jkjk

10. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND CHANGE SOMETHING WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE
HONESTLY: nothing.

11. IF YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL FOR ONE DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
HONESTLY: eagle.

12. EVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
HONESTLY: idk. does parent teacher meeetings count?

13. SOMETHING YOU DO A LOT:
HONESTLY: Soccer. Sleep. msn.

14. WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG STUCK IN YOU HEAD RIGHT NOW?
HONESTLY: *dont laff* xi shua shua--- hua er yue dui

15. WHO DID YOU COPY/PASTE THIS BLOG FROM?
HONESTLY: joel. who copied from jeremy. but i'm sure i saw this on FB b4...

16. NAME SOMEBODY WITH THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS YOU:
HONESTLY: oh. err. ruthanne. LOL

17. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
HONESTLY: S:

18. HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?
HONESTLY: thankfully no. oh shit. yes. the JM song

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
HONESTLY: xray eyes XD jk. but i want to read ppl's minds. looks cool.

20. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
HONESTLY: honestly i'm not saying. LOL. but nothing sick.

21. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER FROM TIM HORTONS?
HONESTLY: ??

22. WHATS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET RIGHT NOW?
HONESTLY: my biggest secret is that i have 3 legs. one left and one right. the last is found down center

23. FAVORITE COLOR?
HONESTLY: PINK!. the lengerie brand that is...

24. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LIED?
HONESTLY: today. i convinced myself that i am not addicted to blogging/msn/mastering physics

25. DO YOU STILL WATCH KIDDIE SHOWS ON TV?
HONESTLY: YESH. totally spies and ben 10. normally thats only cos my sis is watching. but ofcourse there's the temptation...

27. WHAT ARE YOU EATING OR DRINKING AT THE MOMENT?
HONESTLY: cum. no lah. nothing

28. DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGE?
HONESTLY: chinese?

29. WHATS THE SONG THAT IS REMINDING YOU ABOUT YOUR CURRENT CRUSH?HONESTLY: no song? LOL

30. IF YOU COULD DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE IN ONE WORD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?HONESTLY: disastrous

31. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HUGGED SOMEBODY?
HONESTLY: err... a few days ago bah. when i rugbytackled elmo. thats hugging right? if not ><

32. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED IN THE RAIN?
HONESTLY: hehe. do that and then you'll get a cold after that-.-

33. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
HONESTLY: improving my goalkicks. fine. i'm fantasising.

34. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
HONESTLY: mastering physics. ><

35. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU UPSET/ANGRY?
HONESTLY: my parents. LOL or rather PTM

37. DO YOU LIKE WORKING IN THE YARD?
HONESTLY: I don't have a yard

38. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY LAST NAME IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
HONESTLY: robinson. no... not really. altho barthez is an absoilute no no

39. DO YOU ACT DIFFERENTLY AROUND YOUR CRUSH?
HONESTLY: ahhh....... idk. LOL. dont ask me. altho i have a very bad habbit of stuttering when toking 2 her-.-

40. NAME ONE SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF AN EX:
HONESTLY: ...

LOL
then next one ripped from joshua's fb. forgot wether he's my darling/dear/honey/sweetheart le LOL

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: *coughchokesputter*

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: no. i'm the special one.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Rich in crap, famous for it

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Please dont make being stupid sound like a sport or a subject

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: eh. fatinn. you know him not?

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: i know you like me more

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I was just wondering just how ugly people could get

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: eewwww. who said you were my type?!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: if you got into my car my car wont start.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: who pretty?!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: *looks around, hoping for a scrapegoat ie, a rubbish bin* hey dont u agree with her. u 2 make a great couple

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: sure! lemme see. it's 82235696. yeah. (hi elmo ;D)

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: sorry. i have another date le. *slips off to be with a tv that shows any football match.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: your humor.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: *says whatever she wants* ouch my nose. shit it grew longer!

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: who where? oh look! HI @#$%ER!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: i smell better than you!

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: it's ok. you can be better than me at being a idiot

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: you talking to a mirror?!

5) I am going to your ass in this race for sure!
YR: nothankyou. i need my anal virginitty

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: you talking to a mirror?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: GOSH i didnt know you had a time machine!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: err. right. i charge 10 dollars an hour, 60 for a night or 8 hours.

4) Please call me...
YR: bitch?

5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: it was exciting

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: err who me?!

2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR : for the worse eh?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Heh sure. UP TO

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: ohk. i think about it

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: hmmm

rule number 200: that's what you think!

2009-05-31T20:51:00.003+08:00

LOL. i think this is my 200 post. should be
anw there's no training in first week. damn. would be damn bored lying around at home. or maybe i wont be at home. maybe overseas. and note to myself: never use your dear gloves on the track. they'll die. kill you hands instead. and also nike shoes are not very straong. a few goalkicks and the sole opens up. at least mygoalkicks have made some improvement. SOME. S:

haha oh and if any prischool kid crosses my path this few days. he'll be roasted cook toasted and torn into pieces. nowadays there are so many cheeky little bastards. now i know how sad life is for prischool teachers. haha. oh and skipping talks to go to a room and play cheat (the card game lah) is fun.

and in anycase. its ptm 2moro. gg. and i keep thinking its pmt or some thing. LOL.

i think i'm going nuts. i am.

oh and i think my goalkick stlye too gay le. must go for style le. LOL. skarly style le the ball cannot fly. i laff. then i cry. gosh.

i think netball really kills me. i get damn sleepy after playing it. noidea why. i think not used to hardcourt bah. track/field still rocks much more. LOL. and i still cant do the rugby pass. anw its useless in soccer. so no point really.

i realise i'm actually just writing down eveyrhting i'm thinking about right here. LOL

and talking about netball brings me to captain ball. intercalss captain ball. LOL. should be quite fun bah. quite. and hopefully i dont get to kick chairs next time. LOL

i really need to check my temper...

eh. wrong ronaldo.

2009-05-27T18:24:00.001+08:00

happy;D

2009-05-26T19:47:00.002+08:00

yeah. i'm really damn happy today. on a high i guess. so shouldnt play any soccer spoil mood xD jk.

mon:
still can bah. got 2 C, 1 B and 2 B+ A-??
the C can guess de bah LOL math and chinese
then the B is english
then 2 A-. bio and physics.

LOL. not good compared to everyone bah. but still happy i guess, since it didnt kill my cap that bad. and i may get a CAP thats above 2 LOL. and given how much effort i put into it. LOL. and then after last script checking went off to get music results, only to realise that berton only sent out the notification mails to us and didnt tell dr wong at all. and the worst part was that she was busy-.- so just played truth or dare with some of the music guys outside the staff room. which was quite nice LOL. then went off and found 207 ppl playing netball. played with them and got myself pissed off. LOL. especially with yongjen that sort. which is like...... wth

tue:
not much to be released today LOL. only chem and music. played soccer first thing i reached school. at least that didnt spoil my mood. LOL. and sionggim's on the pitch joking. haha. even had time to transfer GTA and all that. LOL

and had to go off for music briefing. quite ok. she was late. but that was still ok. played truth or dare with the same bunch of ppl as yesterday. and the bottle didnt spin to me at all. ok or at least when it finally reached me was when dr wong came out.

and then she told us. if i'm not allowed to post the results tell me. i'll take it down.

A) DESIGN

a. Costumes were appropriate except Hui Min’s

b. Costumes well-coordinated

c. Dillon (chew) should change to proper clothing as reporter

d. Chairs lying around stage—untidy

e. Good use of ‘boat’ using chairs x 2

f. Good effort

g. Little effort on setting, must the white boards that were used as dividers

h. Stage was rather sparse

i. Stage looked messy at times. Stage hands could come in

j. Perhaps lyrics on pwerpoint?

k. Lighting control was good at most times

B) MUSIC

a. Singing voices—quite soft, hardly audible except for Melvin (!) and Benjamin (LOL good effort *claps*)

b. Some characters sang off key at times, but effort is still commendable

c. Given that this is about Singapore history, why weren’t familiar folktunes in various languages incorporated (i got damn happy over this point. hahaha left berton embarassed ;D. "we didnt find any potential left in the songs since they are already overexploited" right one load of crap ;D and obviously berton got pissed. since he was doing his favorite thing afterwards. criticising my character ;D.)

d. Performers did not seem to know their lyrics well at times

e. Opening filler was too long. Should be incorporated when dialogue or when storm brew.

f. Music is not original. Could have improvised more and get lyrics to match music –singability (LOL. dr wong said dont care bout this point. LOL. and i think the singability part was probly mamama mia. LOL)

g. The musical theme jumps greatly leads to fragmentation. Doesn’t feel consolidated

C) EXPRESSIONS AS A WHOLE

a. Some breaking out of role at certain points when they react to audience laughter

b. More efficient use of stage space possible x 3

c. Piece looks under-rehearsed.

d. Do not overdo lighting changes. Dimming and brightening can be very distracting

e. Rather self-conscious at times, seem more focused on trying to remember lines

f. Too long gaps in between scenes

g. Characters should not have their back facing audience

h. Actors/singers should be acting/singing to the audience

i. Well-interesting interpretation but the story/script really needs more work. Messy.

j. Needs to articulate more clearly even when singing. But not too bad.

k. Voice projection is lacking

l. Certain sections didn’t flow well and I didn’t know what was going on.

m. Use of inappropriate words: ass, idiot, crap? (!)

D) GROUP DYNAMICS

a. Can see effort being made to support one another x 3

b. In a group scene, characters should be singing TOGETHER!!

c. Seems alright but the whole act is not very gelled together.

d. Nice touch when the guy brought out the mic for the girl

e. Can see the effort and teamwork

f. No dance: ok they tried for the sake of doing it

g. Acting can be better and less slapstick (!)

h. No 3-in-1 seen: sing, act and dance together (try that youself first teachers. then u'll realise how hard it is-.-)

i. Difficult for viewers to follow the narrative. Need to see it from the audience’s viewpoint when constructing story

E) INDIVIDUAL (engross, expression, engaging) + PROCESS (since rehearsal)

a. Could be improved

b. Hurberg: shy

c. Melvin: quite OK

d. Really should perform to us and not to themselves

e. Some need to put in more effort

f. Some parts not engaging and got boring but could tell they try to be funny and entertaining

F) OVERALL

a. The “Story” has been put together quite well

b. Signing of island away was not appropriate

c. Inappropriate used of words: “Stupid, Idiot, retard” (!)

d. use of PAP logo for lightning (hahahahah)

e. stage untidy, chairs messy, too scattered

f. characters should be very familiar with the flow of events

g. significance of scenes.

h. Level of enjoyment decreased as performance dragged on (!)

i. Whispering behind the board needs to be kept down. At times very disruptive. (! technical difficulties)

j. To assign people to clear stage, arrange props instead of actors themselves

k. Story not clear enough what’s going on (LOL when dr wong was toking bout this part everybody suddenly looked away from berton LOL)

l. However they tried to put I a lot of humor and spoof.

m. There were awkward silences and scene changes—that’s when fillers can come in

n. Could be better coordinated so that less messy. But it is a very challenging project, so good effort

ok quite not bad le bah i guess. since yeah its a really hard project. so yeah thanks to all the mu 3117 ppl bah. ;D sorry for making a big fuss at first, but at least we pulled the thing off. yeah

and after that got chem back. still can bah lol.

then horny tok in library is like wtf. LOL

thats all bah bb

2009-05-26T17:46:00.002+08:00

the tackle of the season according to guardian.

"Everton boss David Moyes smiles when he recalls THAT TACKLE made by skipper Phil Neville on Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo during their 1-1 draw earlier this season.

United lost the plot — even though TV replays proved it was a totally fair challenge — but Everton rolled up their sleeves, ended with a draw and have not looked back since.

Moyes said: “I remember that tackle, it was definitely one of THOSE moments.

“Things like that give you a bit of momentum and we got a decent point because of someone trying to take responsibility.

“Phil did it for us with a tackle that day. He’s tried to take a lot of ownership for what goes on and he deserves a lot of praise for that.”

random

2009-05-24T18:05:00.002+08:00

taken from dillon chew's blog, who took it from FB

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: YES
B - BIRTHDAY: 20may-.-
C - CRUSHING ON: ;D
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: noone. LOL
F - FAVORITE SONG: none. unless you count in without you...
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy bears.
H - HOMETOWN: singapore.
I - IN LOVE WITH: football *abuden lah then u think what*
J - JUGGLE: footballs. with my hands
K - KILLED SOMEONE: who?
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: some random bus journey when was in china.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanila
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1
O - ONE WISH: to have more time to do stuff.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: alex elmo yeow
R- REASON TO SMILE: your pants are unzipped.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: fairytale-.-
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: around 10am. new record.
V - VEGETABLE(S): everything.
W - WORST HABIT: letting in funny goals.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: cant remember
Y – YOYOS ARE: hard to play
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: taurus. i think. cow beh cow bu

goodness gracious me

2009-05-22T20:31:00.002+08:00

wow. chalet's over. a great time there i guess. but then fell sick. gosh.

day1:
met sionggim around 10 at his house. then he spent 10 minutes deciding wether to bring his ball or not. in the end he decided not to. and i being the nosey parker i am decided to look through his house, and realised that he had a icecream tub full of track medals... then after that went down to clementi mrt, and 'met' cherie. shihui was on the same train oso, but dunno where she was LOL. then at paya lebar *i think* elmo came on. and me SG and cherie started suaning him bout *;D* anyway then met up wif the rest. and i think i'll just skip to the bbq since nothing especially notable happened. LOL
then bbq was rather unnotable, so i'll just skip to blind mice, which was nothing much itself. LOL
then in teh end played com/watch movie/ watch soccer/ play taitee/talk to leon (-.-) until like 5, when i finally decided to sleep. and i woke up at 8

day 2
nothing much either. just sat around to eat/sleep/play/watchmovies, and bowl. bowling was damn joke xD.. guttered all my first 5 balls i think... then nothing much happened le.

day3
fell sick. forgot everything le LOL

omg haha i forgot nearly everything that happened :O

2009-05-19T22:39:00.001+08:00

2moro calss chalet. if got wireless expect REGUALAR updates. maybe once evey hour. yeah even through the wee hours of morning. and expect horny posts. i'm gonna sleep with 2 absolute hotties *sionggim and yx. beware* and yeah. so thats y i'm so horny! haha. we gonna make love under the stars
;D be jealous.

2009-05-19T13:37:00.002+08:00

some random article

Man forced cucumber on wife

A MAN who misused cucumbers and brinjals while having sex with his wife is in trouble with the law.

The woman claimed that he had forced a cucumber or a brinjal into her private part at least seven times in the past six years, police sources told Harian Metro.

Apparently, the man, who is in his 40s, had erectile problems after an accident.

It is learnt that the man began abusing his wife, who is in her 30s, with the vegetables after he got the idea from watching pornographic videos.

'The victim suffered physical and mental anguish because of that. She had pleaded with her husband to stop his improper act,' a source said.

The woman, who lives in Kajang, Kuala Lumpur, made a police report on Friday. -- THE STAR/ANN

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/SE%2BAsia/Story/STIStory_376590.html?vgnmr=1

santa lives in india?! i tot he lived in the north pole!

2009-05-17T22:27:00.001+08:00

she's a fairytale

2009-05-17T21:59:00.001+08:00

haha fairytale won the eurovision song contest. hehe

LOL luckily went to play soccer with sionggim. felt damn shuang sprinting around the field dpoing nothing. unlike sionggim who rouletted past 3 defenders and gave a very nice cross for the striker to miss ;D anyway 20 vs 20 soccer with no out is really fun. as in there are no throw ins at all. now i wonder what do they really mean by making use of the whole width of the pitch. as in 50m long crosses. interestiong. and i nearly killed someone. ok not that bad but left him with blood all down his face. i jump to TRY to head the ball then he just went under me. i toppled over him and i think either elbowed him or scratch him in the process, which caused the blood. heh

i think i bettter go play soccer with sionggim often during this holidays. if not can really die from boredom S:

regret

2009-05-16T13:57:00.002+08:00

sometime when i feel bored, i think about what i had done in the past. and immediately i stop. the more i think the more i regret. and then i immediately feel like headbutting the wall. well as they say artificial inteligence is no substitute for natural stupidity. maybe if i could turn back time, maybe i would have done them differently, maybe not. these mistakes define who you are. without them i think i would be a much different person. different in a bad way though.

i guess that i must go play soccer more often, cos when i'm playing i feel much more relaxed. i think i gonna ask jonathan seow and sionggim go play soccer soon bah. if not my legs are really gonna rot during the marking day period...

2009-05-16T12:00:00.000+08:00

LOL

eh wait selamat! want eat mcflurry?

2009-05-15T18:01:00.003+08:00

LOL. the guys came over my house for the oil rig thing damn funny

funny thing one: at sakura, clementi
dillon: when do pigs fly? swine flu
me ayj and yx *dies*

funny thing 2: at lift in clementi central
Annoyed auntie: eh dont block the route out of the lift leh. inconsiderat
me: fuck you very much
Elmo: LOL
*elmo shuts lift door on some other auntie who was rushing in*
me: You arh! *starts bitchign*

funny ting 3: at WCP macs
Yj: eh you come see elmo's mcflurry. it's crunchy. the waitress put too much oreo
me: LOL
*siongim comes in with a sundae topped to the brim with oreo. check yujian's blog out*
*laughter*

Funny thing 4: wcp macs
me: wahh i wonder how much money that waitress wasted for mcdonalds...
*laughter*
*sionggim SPILLS like a quarter of his oreo. but still alot left*
SG: eh dont make me laff!
me: LOL. wonder when she'll get fired for wasting so much oreo
*SG blows another quarter of oreo crumbs on elmo*

funny thing 5:
yj eh got shortcut let's cut across the field
*me and SG jumping around cause we were in slippers and long grass is itchy*
*sign ahead that says 230000 volt cable underneath*
silence....

... not really funny lah but lame

Years ago, when I was younger,
I kinda liked a girl I knew.
She was mine, and we were sweethearts
That was then, but then it’s true

I’m in love with a fairytale,
even though it hurts
‘Cause I don’t care if I lose my mind
I’m already cursed.

Every day we started fighting,
every night we fell in love
No one else could make me sadder,
but no one else could lift me high above

I don’t know what I was doing,
when suddenly, we fell apart
Nowadays, I cannot find her
But when I do, we’ll get a brand new start

I’m in love with a fairytale,
even though it hurts
‘Cause I don’t care if I lose my mind
I’m already cursed

She’s a fairytale
Yeah…
Even though it hurts
‘Cause I don’t care if I lose my mind
I’m already cursed

sportsmanship rofl

2009-05-14T20:24:00.001+08:00

art of tyconess

"if they score one now, they'll lead"

2009-05-13T22:01:00.002+08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/8044493.stm

Sport quotes of the week

By Chris Charles

"There was a lot said in the dressing room, but I can't repeat it!"
Frank Lampard on the controversial decisions that robbed Chelsea of a place in the Champions League final.

"You shouldn't put diesel in a Ferrari."
Spurs boss Harry Redknapp gets revved up about the drinking culture in British football after Ledley King was arrested for drunken behaviour.

"We had an interest in Joey (Barton) in January. There are obviously issues but he does play his football for somebody else so we need to respect that. We can't talk about other people's players."
Bolton boss Gary Megson, not talking about other people's players.

"I have asked for three big games and they have given me one."
Newcastle boss Alan Shearer wanders into double entendre territory as his side earn a crucial win over Middlesbrough.

"I won't be watching the Newcastle-Boro game , I will be tearing my hair out in the pub."
Sunderland boss Ricky Sbragia must have been left looking like Kojak following the drama at St James' Park.

"Every day I think 'Wow! I'm leading the Championship!'"
Jenson Button is living the dream.

"I don't think it was simulation, I think he just fell over."
West Ham coach Gianfranco Zola nobly defends David Di Michele's comedy dive against Liverpool.

"I will be watching at home and yes maybe I'll put a blue scarf on!"
Liverpool's Rafa Benitez was a City fan for the afternoon during the Manchester derby - sadly to no avail.

"It's not something I agree with but, at the end of the day, we're little robots and we'll run wherever you want us to run."
St Helens android Keiron Cunningham - not a big fan of the 'Magic Weekend' concept where all the Super League fixtures are played in one stadium over two days.

Charlie says, always watch my film before you play football

"I have to watch it before every game. It gets me in the right mood. It's been my favourite film since I was little - it calms my nerves and gives me luck."
Huddersfield's Malvin Kamara on his obsession with Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"My mind just wanders. I'm thinking about what shoes I'm going to buy, I need to wash my car... "
Golfer Bubba Watson on the concentration span that is an albatross around his neck.

"It's absolutely fantastic - the funniest thing on television. I can't wait to get home!"
Celtic boss Gordon Strachan - Britain's Got Talent's biggest fan.

"I don't know anything about them, I haven't seen them bowl. I have not even tasted Onion."
West Indies skipper Chris Gayle on England's uncapped duo Graham Onions and Tim Bresnan before the first Test.

"If I could take anything away from Crystal Palace it would be Lady Luck. I'd put her in the boot of the car and hope that she can rear her head in the play-offs when you need it."
Sheffield United boss Kevin Blackwell after his side missed automatic promotion following a 0-0 draw at Selhurst Park.

"It should go back to one generation - otherwise you get into that Irish thing of having a pint of Guinness and you can play."
Former Scotland star Richard Gough on the decision to allow Peterborough's George Boyd to play for the Scots because his grandfather was born in Motherwell.

"Any international recognition is great. Playing for England is a bit far-fetched, so this is a great opportunity."
Boyd immediately endears himself to his adopted country.

"If this West Indies team went to Mexico they would catch absolutely nothing!"
Windies legend Michael Holding bemoans the amount of catches dropped by the team in the first Test with England.

AND SOME FROM YOU

Is he for real?

"Shearer has already reached mythical status among Newcastle fans."
Matt Smith, after Newcastle's victory over Middlesbrough. What, so he doesn't actually exist? (Simon, England).

"He's been feeling his groin for a week now."
Alan Shearer explaining why Obafemi Martins didn't start the Middlesbrough game. (John Heslop, Tyne and Wear).

"Chelsea were quite literally caught with their pants down."
Alan Parry after Nicklas Bendtner scored against Chelsea, five days after being photographed with his trousers around his ankles. (Kenny Lomas, England).

"I love what he does out there, he's learnt how to focus, how to not interfere with himself...."
Andre Agassi on Andy Murray. (Alastair Logan, Scotland).

"I didn't think I'd come out ahead of Massa and Vettel, but I did and I could just get my head down."
Jenson Button finds the Spanish Grand Prix so easy, he can afford to take a nap during the race! (Pete Cook, UK).

"Stop whingeing and grow up!"
A woman in the crowd behind Cristiano Ronaldo gives her opinion of him petulantly throwing his tracksuit top on the floor after being substituted in the Manchester derby. (David Norbury, Chester).

"Congratulations to Giancarlo Fisichella in the Force India, who made good progress through the field, finishing 14th after starting in last place."
Jake Humphrey praising Fisichella for starting last, and finishing... last. (Dan Ellard, Plymouth).

"As soon as I arrived at Essex I saw him and thought 'wow'."
Andy Flower goes weak at the knees over Ravi Bopara. (Bhav Trivedi, UK).

"The tension is palatable."
Commentary from Matt Jackson on the Hull v Stoke game. Hopefully the half-time pies were palpable. (Dave Porter, England).

Go on, gimme a hug

"Hug the apex like it's your favourite grandma."
Martin Brundle commentating on Jenson Button's qualifying pole lap before the start of the Spanish Grand Prix. (Greg Neville, UK).

"Do you think he's on expenses, Craig?"
"Must be a freebie at least..."
Setanta's Jon Champion and Craig Burley spot former Conservative leader Michael Howard in the crowd during the West Ham v Liverpool game. (Nick K, Leicester)

"If Bremen score next, they lead!"
Jon Champion describing the situation after Werder Bremen had equalised to level the score at 1-1 in the Uefa Cup semi-final with Hamburg. (Mark, England).

"A non-Brazilian touch from the Ukrainian."
Clive Tyldesley describes an unsuccessful Shakhtar attacking move against Dynamo Kiev in the other Uefa Cup semi. (Mark Spivey, England).

"I think five points from our two home games will keep us up now."
Gazza on Newcastle's chances of survival. Are they giving out sympathy points for bottom-of-the-table draws now? (Colin Scully, Glasgow).

"His bat was going down Waterloo, the ball went down Bakerloo."
David Lloyd after Devon Smith played down the wrong line to a Graeme Swann delivery at Lord's. (Conrad Edkins, Halifax).

"That's not his natural left foot."
Tony Cascarino implies a leg transplant helped Michael Essien score his spectacular volley against Barcelona. (Seve Stagg, England).

"No wind at all. Just a little breeze."
David Pleat failing his audition to be a weatherman. (John Harvie, Canada).

"All of Dani Alves' free-kicks have ended up in Craven Cottage!"
Irish commentator during the Chelsea-Barcelona game. (Rob Harmon, Dublin).

'Lady Gagging' struts her stuff

"He's a big fan of Bob Dylan, who's just replaced Lady Gagging at the top of the charts. I just don't know where they think of these names."
David Lloyd talking about Shivnarine Chanderpaul's music taste while commentating on the first Test between England and West Indies. (Shaun Sandell, Plymouth).

"It would have been a goal if it had gone in."
Setanta commentator during Torquay v Histon. (Matthew Lawson, England).

"Didier Drogba is limping off the pitch, but I'm guessing he might be OK."
Jonathan Stevenson, Chelsea v Barcelona BBC text commentary. (Kim, Belfast).

"One simple word... batting last, pressure."
Geoffrey Boycott on TMS during the first day's play of the Lord's Test. (Tony Hardy, England).

"Surely that's too far for even Ronaldo to think about?"
ITV commentator during the Champions League semi-final second leg just before Ronaldo lashed home his 40-yard free-kick against Arsenal. (Casey Campbell, England).

"Edwards marches back to his mark with spring in his step, just as a large man in the crowd inserts an entire Magnum ice-cream width-wise into his cakehole. His own cakehole - not that of Edwards."
Typical brilliance from Tom Fordyce in the BBC text commentary on the first day of the Windies test. (Ben, UK).

Jonathan Agnew: "100 years ago today, something very special happened. What was it?"
Phil Tufnell: "Roger Bannister's four-minute mile!"
Agnew: "I don't think that happened 100 years ago."
Tufnell: "Didn't it? OK. But it definitely happened today, May 7th."
Agnew: "It's May 6th today."
TMS banter during England-West Indies. (Shiraz, England).

CHANTS OF THE WEEK

"Oh Vela, Vela
Our Mexican superstar
He hasn't got swine fever
Oh Vela, Vela."
Arsenal fans singing about Carlos Vela to the tune of Que Sera Sera.(Helen, London).

"The referee's From Norway!"
Heard at Inverness Caledonian Thistle v Hamilton - days after Tom Henning Ovrebo's controversial performance in the Chelsea-Barcelona game. (Tom Russell, Scotland).

If only he'd been a Tiger

"You should have played long ball!"
Stoke fans to Hull counterparts during their victory at the KC on Saturday.(Michael O'Rourke, Ireland).

"There's only one Iniesta!"
A touch of schadenfreude from Fulham fans at Craven Cottage? (Zoe Parkinson, London).

"Stand up if you're going down."
Sung by the whole of the Valley on the last day of the Championship as both Charlton and Norwich went down. (Sam, England).

"Bees up, Luton down!"
Brentford supporters to Luton, to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown. (Kevin Boxell, England).

"We're not going home!"
Luton fans when Brentford were getting their League Two winners' trophy and clearly wanted us to go away. (Matt Storey, England).

"We've got Robinho, you've got Sam Allardyce."
Heard at the Man City-Blackburn game last week. (Marvin Speight, Leeds).

"Youv'e got Robinho, we've got Keith Andrews."
Blackburn fans reply. (Simon Lowe, England).

"Lescott- he's a goal machine!"
Bristol Rovers fans after Aaron Lescott scored his third goal in 10 games - shame he couldn't find the net in the previous 250.(Rory Johnson, England).

"There's only one Vince Grella, Ella, Ella, Hey, hey, hey."
Heard at Blackburn v Wigan to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna. (Matt Mercer, UK).

"At least we got free flags!"
Arsenal fans loving the flags they received for the Champions League semi-final second-leg with Man Utd. (Simon Paice, England).

STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK

"Would the owner of a blue Opel Corsa registered XXXXXX please attend to it. You have left your sunroof open and the birds may relieve themselves on your seats."
From the Sparta-Ajax Dutch Premier Division match last Sunday. (Peter Roberts, Netherlands).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8044571.stm

2009-05-12T21:51:00.001+08:00

Emotional intelligence 'aids sex'

Being in touch with your emotions helps in the bedroom

Women who are more "emotionally intelligent" get greater pleasure from sex, research on twins suggests.

A study of more than 2,000 female twins showed that those with greater emotional intelligence had larger numbers of orgasms.

These women were better able to monitor their own and others' feelings and emotions, which is key, say the King's College London investigators.

Their findings appear in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Most women, and men for that matter, will have this problem at some stage in their life

Paula Hall, a sexual psychotherapist for Relate

All of the 2,035 participants completed questionnaires giving details of their sexual behaviour and performance and also answered questions designed to test their emotional intelligence.

The research found a significant association between emotional intelligence and the frequency of orgasm during masturbation and intercourse.

Professor Tim Spector, director of the Twin Research Department at King's College London and co-author of the study, said: "These findings show that emotional intelligence is an advantage in many aspects of your life including the bedroom.

"This study will help enormously in the development of behavioural and cognitive therapies to improve women's sexual lives."

In tune

Up to a third of women find it difficult or impossible to reach a climax during sex.

Lead author Andrea Burri said: "Emotional intelligence seems to have a direct impact on women's sexual functioning by influencing her ability to communicate her sexual expectations and desires to her partner."

She added that there was a possible connection with a woman's ability to fantasise during sex or her feeling of control over the act.

Paula Hall, a sexual psychotherapist for Relate, said: "Emotional intelligence is most important in terms of overcoming problems.

"Most women, and men for that matter, will have this problem at some stage in their life. It's often situational - you are tired or stressed or having relationship problems, for example.

"It's not just about technique and the environment being right.

"If you are aware of your own emotions and can identify the issues and communicate them, you are more likely to be able to resolve the difficulty."

LOL. going back to soccer and periods-.-

内疚

2009-05-12T20:37:00.001+08:00

哎呀，觉得非常内疚S：好像是我破坏了他们俩的感情。。。是我的错吗？觉得好冤枉。。。如果你要那样想的话，由你来吧。。。。

2009-05-12T17:37:00.000+08:00

他都放弃了，我还在管什么呢？觉得好像是我搞砸他们的。。。

2009-05-11T21:47:00.002+08:00

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Lim yongkiat

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
yonizzle (sounds weird)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
pink panther

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)
butterfingers west coast

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Limyo?

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
black coffee-.-

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's first name)
omleihe-.-

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names)
Nope

9 . YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
black elmo-.-

10 . YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua)
yoniqua-.-

All my names suck -.-

some other random FB quiz. how contradictory the results are-.-

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

2009-05-11T21:08:00.002+08:00

and being the asshole i usually am i guess i made ppl pissed again... gosh when i can like learn from my mistakes and like not make anyone pissed le...

and anyway went back to school at like 8am 2day for mr yee remedial... then after that turn out he was late by 40 mins... so just slacked around... then after that math. left around 10 when michelle came. eclispe LOL

then went to bras basah to fix my gc.. then just happened i met junrui there too. he oso went to fix his gc-.- in the end both of our GCs were said to be unrepairable, so inthe end we both had to get a new one at a special price of 130-.- this things dont come cheap do they...

and then had lunch at jacks place which was... err rather not to be spoke about. S:

then just rushed back in time to meet ms teh LOL. after miss teh's remedail go play soccer with the wall awhile then came back abit late for mr tien's remedial.... which was cool... mr tien is damn funny guy i think i really want him teach me again next term.... can finish my other half of RCT at least....

and i guess u think i betrayed you bah... it's just plain unlucky i guess. well i think it's safer for me to not noe anything next time bah S:

Ken Lee, to libu dibu dalchu

2009-05-10T14:10:00.002+08:00

Quirky goalkeepers can make good coaches

Goalkeepers' sanity is often questioned, but few of us manage to make it into management

Goalkeepers seem to avoid taking a route into management. Photograph: Ronny Hartmann/AFP/Getty Images

Why do so few former goalkeepers go into management – does a lifetime between the sticks rule you out of running a successful team from the sidelines? These are worrying thoughts for a man who has recently committed his Monday afternoons to coaching 15-year-olds. Is my quest for coaching badges and a career in management doomed from the start?

There have been goalkeepers who made successful managers – Raymond Goethals was a legend who led Marseille to European Cup glory in 1993 – though in England we don't have many examples. In part it's down to numbers. We don't have many players in the top flight who are interested in being managers. It is only me at Portsmouth. Money has changed how players think about what to do when they stop playing.

There are other factors. Can a goalkeeper be a good manager? My own coaching experience has been a real eye opener. One of the first things that hit me was my entrenched goalkeeper's perspective. I'm coaching kids in outfield play and it is years since I played there. I've never been able to dribble, run round people or shoot. I wouldn't be surprised if some goalkeepers were to start a coaching course and think: "Sod this."

But it's much more than that: it's a whole philosophy. For a goalkeeper football is very black and white. Whereas an outfield player can risk a bad pass and expect to be covered, a goalkeeper has no margin for error. It makes us pretty pedantic and intense at times. Anyone who has been on a team with me knows I tend to rant and rave after a bad match. I just boil over. On occasion I've criticised people very harshly.

Perhaps all that intensity doesn't translate well into being a good man manager. Keepers don't even seem to like spending time with other people – we are the least sociable creatures in football. At every club I've played for, bar Liverpool, the keepers steered clear of hanging out with the lads. Maybe they're all at home reading. Eleven of the 20 Premier League's "reading stars ambassadors" are keepers, which says a lot about our psyche. Apparently Robert Green's favourite book is Homer's Iliad. We really are a slightly different breed.

Even our training techniques have our team-mates questioning our sanity. When players see you flinging yourself around the pitch trying to save imaginary balls, they find it hard to believe you don't have a screw loose. When I'm joking around in the changing room people are probably thinking: "He's a decent goalkeeper, but he's a bit of a fruitcake."

One thing a good goalkeeper does have from his team-mates is trust. Sylvain Distin thinks my jokes are rubbish (so are his) and I'm a bit nuts, but I like to think that when the ball is in the air he trusts me to take it. Defenders have to place so much trust in their keeper – and it is not reciprocated. Keepers are guarded and we become more so as we get older.

Perhaps that detachment could also prove our strength. Managers don't need a changing room full of mates, they need to be detached, to take a different view. When Eddie the stats guy at Portsmouth gets a load of data in he knows I'm the only player who will want to sit down and pore over it. I'm interested in sports science and statistics, training techniques and analysing a match. Last week I asked the backroom staff if they thought I could make a good manager; they said the biggest pitfall was thinking you had all the answers. You have to understand your strengths and weaknesses, and you have to be able to delegate.

With my under-15s there is little opportunity to delegate. I've got 26 kids and the biggest test is keeping them all interested and enthusiastic. I insisted that I'd only take the group if everyone was welcome, girls too, and all abilities. That has its own challenges, keeping everyone working together without boring the more accomplished kids, or excluding those who have never played before.

How does it all translate into being a Premier League manager? Many of the same principles apply. Training sessions have to be stimulating, otherwise a player feels it has been a wasted day. But there is a bigger picture, too. For me football is not just about 11 players on the pitch, it should be far-reaching and inclusive.

I have two goals: to revolutionise goalkeeping coaching – there is so much that could be improved – and to show that there is a different way to run a football club. Perhaps it is a utopian dream, but I want to be part of a club that works with the community it is in.

I just hope I'm able to articulate it all. I would hate to end up in a dead-end dressing room with a bunch of outfield players all looking at me and thinking: "Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about, you're just a goalkeeper."

LOL david james' column from the guardian. all goalkeeper's are mental. u almost never hear a goalkeeper that is not mental. after all, you do need to be crazy to go dive at the feet of a sprinting striker, and leave yourself at his mercy. hehe

that's what you think!

2009-05-09T19:21:00.001+08:00

LOL changed my blogskin. looks much queerer now s: skin adapted from some other blogskin which had avril lavinge on it. i think that foto i have there is sorenson taking a goalkick. *i think*

and i realise that my blog url can match other peoples. as in

Lumpypillowsmakegoodbumps
thatswhatyouthink

itsmyviewdammit
thatswhatyouthink

zzz too lazy type others

2009-05-09T09:32:00.002+08:00

What do you have:

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-father
[ ] Step-mother
[ ] Step-sister
[ ] Step-brother
[] Brother/s
[ ] Brother-in-law
[x] Sister/s
[ ] Sister-in-law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[x] Nephew
[x] Niece
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[ ] Own room
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
[] Own TV

Total: 8

[ ] Full size/Queen bed
[] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[] MP3 player/iPod
[ ] PS2/3
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP or 64
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[x] Your own laptop

Total so far: 9

[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table

Total so far: 9

[x] Night stand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable

Total so far: 10

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] Camera on phone

Total so far: 12

[ ] Go cart/car/quad
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass guitar
[x] Any other instrument *tuba*-.-
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the continent
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelery {Just two pieces.}
[x] Met a celebrity *lionel lewis?*

Total so far: 14

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[ ] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[ ] Have a TV in your room
[ ] Mirror in your room

Total so far: 14

[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica
[X] China

Total so far: 16

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a jet ski/boat
[ ] Have/had a camper
[X] Been to 3+ states
[x] 80+ buddies on Facebook/MySpace

Total so far: 19

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[x] Have been to Disneyland

Total: 21

[ ] Have/had a dog
[ ] Have/had a cat
[ ] Have/had a bird
[ ] Have/had a snake
[ ] Have/had a turtle
[x] Have/had any other pet {fish.}

Total: 22

..........................

..............

Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 5 people)
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled TEEN! (and tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)

GHETTO-.-

55 things i've done

2009-05-07T14:52:00.002+08:00

YOUR HOMEWORK IS:

You are required to answer ALL the following questions.
tag if you want,repost it with the title:
[Insert number of Stupid] Things I've done --- out of the 132 stupid things.

99/132 means you scored a distinction for doing stupid things! (although that's not really an achievement hahaha)

NOT STUPID
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex *ELMO*
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Fall In Love with non living thing
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die [fishthat i had for dinner]

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane [how's that stupid-.-]
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have [;D]
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 13

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle [stupid?!]
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 15

Level 9
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 18

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 20

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized [VANDALISED?!]
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 22

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention [surpirsingly no]
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 24

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight [can't dance]

SO FAR: 24

Level 14
(x)Hated The Way You Look [hating]
( )Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 26

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 28

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke [can't sing]
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins [primary school-.-]

SO FAR: 32

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made a Prank Phone Call [ello? this is XXX porn shop. your order....]
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 34

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 35

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 37

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swore at the teacher, in front of them [-.-]
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 38

Level 22
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube [i'm too hot for that xD jk]
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes [hehe playing soccer in sports bra!]
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 40

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs [hehe soccer.]
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel [D:]
( )Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about [:D}

SO FAR: 42

Level 24
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree [does jambu count?]
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House.
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 43

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes [hehe where got so many types of soccer shoes/boots. at most i'll just have 1 pair of predators, 1 pair of F50, 1 pair of T90 1pair of mercurials, another pair of puma v1.08 and prbly puma vkat. that's only 6 pairs!]
( ) Gone Streaking [hehe]
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 44

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (So many times..)
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger [D:]
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 46

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video [want to xD]
( ) Caught A Butterfly
( )Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed [where got ppl liddat de, unless you are heurelho gomes]

See the later part of the vid. altho the first part is prbly as weird as the gomes part;D, but i think the gomes laugh/cry looks weirder.

SO FAR: 46

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 49

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 53

Level 31
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 55

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain [try to one day]
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (I paid for my brother's motorcycle gas when he was fetching me to school)

SO FAR: 55

yay! LOL

2009-05-07T14:41:00.002+08:00

oh and just happened to chance upon this on youtube. dont ask me how i found it ;D

Kangraye, Sionggim and dillon's bio vid. looks much better(i.e joke in a good way) than our group. jedi fights at the netball court xD
and i really miss working with dillon. LOL. still cant find someone that i like to work with in 305 S:

ken lee, tulibu dibu douchoo

2009-05-07T12:07:00.002+08:00

LOL. ken lee is disturbing. and addictive

not gonna post the vid here S:

oh and i really feel for chelseaD: wanted to see a manutd vs chelsea final again this year. need to see john terry wear studs 2 inches long ;D

oh and some post i found on jeromes blog. who in turn ripped it off someone else
his is a post blah blah copied from Shaun Lee's blog

eeJOHNNY
I hate this man.
He's a disgusting scatface boneheaded pseudointellect.

LET ME EXPLAIN. Anyone in school, if existed for a long enough period of time, will have probably met Johnny before. If you haven't conversed with this idiot, good for you and don't. If you have, you either end up as someone he likes or someone he hates. The only way you end up in his like list is to be someone he thinks is popular (i.e. student leaders). Other than that he hates you and will rub off his sickening attitude of self righteousness and smugness into your face in the form of a completely invalid argument about discipline everytime he catches you doing something he doesn't like looking at (or something he cannot do because he gets jealous). I'm not exactly sure what Johnny does (apart from being a fine example of failure in epic proportions) but I think he's our school's groundskeeper. I don't respect him.

THE FEATURE that defines Johnny is his face of ugliness. His utter lack of aesthetic appeal. Johnny's face is the result of severe gravitational contortion. If you recognize him you'll know what I mean. And if you think you know who Johnny is now, you're most probably right. Johnny's face overflows with so much atrocity that there is no accurate way I am aware of capable of illustrating the position of every facial contour and the net visual effect of the combination of these features. Nevertheless, I shall still try my hand at descriptive writing with the limited repository of adjectives I have. Very obviously the arch of Johnny's mouth is always in a default frown for some reason. Maybe it's just some stupid birth defect constituent of his mandible. Whatever it is, it induces eyesore. Speaking of eyes, Johnny's eyes are sickeningly protrusive and big and it gives him a sufficiently convincing Down's syndrome appearance for any layman to suspect mental defect at first glance. Amazingly, this judgment is accurate because Johnny is a downright retarded idiot. And as if to compliment the suite of nauseating facial lineaments, Johnny's nose feels like something really whackable with a sharp implement. Johnny's photographs are most probably all burned out at the areas surrounding his face due to overexposure to ugliness.

SOMETHING I don't understand about Johnny is how he actually manages to affiliate himself with people in spite of his loathsome nature and revolting appearance. Johnny thinks he is extremely intellectual when in reality he lacks the basic ability to construct a sound argument on the spot. For example, today, Chang Han, Dylan, Tian Lu, and I were listening to gay music in the library's discussion room. I don't know whether listening to gay music in the discussion room is considered a social sin or not, but an impromptu interrogation on such basis is just unbelievably communist. Johnny came in with his assistant and interrogated us as if we killed something with fire. His assistant threatened us with recording down our names and all that usual bullcrap meant to intimidate people and he was actually getting pretty successful at inducing fear when all of a sudden Johnny had to interrupt and destroy the entire structure of the intimidation by saying something along the lines of "you know what's more important than your names? your faces. if i take a picture of your faces everyone can identify you.", which was pretty weak and nonsensical of course. If you wanted to identify someone you'd ask for his name or any form of textual identification. Firstly, you can actually search for a name in a database. You can't search for a face. Secondly, faces change. Names don't.
Johnny is evidently desperately trying to express his pathetic intellect via really lousy means while utilizing only one half of his brain, thus compromising his ability to conjugate thoughts into logical sentence structures. Suggesting facial recognition instead of name registration as a method of identification is clearly a product of insufficient cognition. Not that he's actually capable of sufficient cognition in order for sound argumentation, I'm merely pointing out his inherent flaws as a groundskeeper of a school.
JOHNNY is also a complete douche when it comes to discipline. Just last year, Jue Hang and I were sitting on the ledge outside the general office talking weird stuff which I seem to have forgotten. That's not the point though; Johnny had to interrupt our conversation because that is in his nature. He stated that sitting on that specific ledge was a grave offense to the constitution of school cleaners because he thought our shoes would leave unsightly marks on the vertical face of the ledge. So we got off the ledge, while still managing our ongoing conversation in another processing thread. And then Johnny shouted at us both - for possessing the ability to multitask getting-off-a-ledge and conversing simultaneously. Even if he lacks the normal human brain configuration which is by default capable of multitasking, his inability for advanced task handling shouldn't lead to a disrespectful shout at students in possession of superior brains. I mean, I understand if he's jealous of intellect and thinking ability but shouting because he's frustrated just shows how pubertal he still is up till that day. I would've probably guess that he experiences menstruation judging from the severe mood swings if not for his male sounding name. Anyway, he shouted something like "woah dao me ah. think you big shot is it?" something like that complete with the crappy sounding singlish accent. All that simply because we didn't look at him while getting off the ledge/conversing. After that he proceeded on to generate a completely irrelevant monologue about respect for him; and as usual, Jue Hang and I not really seeing the point did not bother commiting any effort to comprehend his inane babble, only nodding and shaking our heads as and when as needed. Interrupting conversations is something Johnny should be disciplined for; on the contrary, Jue Hang and I got disciplined by that arse for complying to his request without question.

OF COURSE, there are also many countless occasions in which Johnny rudely interrupts a group of people sitting in their own classrooms going about their usual activities.
Last year he slammed the door in our faces after shouting at us to turn off the music that was playing through the class speakers. The slamming of the door was largely unnecessary. Simply closing the door should have sufficed. As a matter of speaking the shouting wasn't necessary either. Normal talking volume would have contributed to lesser noise pollution and a better reputation for himself. This example shows that Johnny sucks.
Anyway I was bitching with Desmond about Johnny today (which was actually what got me inspiration to do this whole post). Desmond told me about Johnny being a complete arsehead by questioning members of his class for their presence in their own classroom. Johnny lacks the knowledge to realise that the default deposit of all students in a school is usually their own classrooms. Obvious as it might seem, Johnny (amazingly) seems unaware of it. Subsequently, Johnny forced the whole class to vacate the room in order for him to lock up the area. The original question was a rhetoric anyway, since Johnny was going to force evacuate the class regardless of whatever response they gave. Johnny gave them twenty minutes of evac preparation but he returned two minutes later, witnessed only one tenth of the preparation done, and started complaining about latency in bag packing and human migration.

JOHNNY is a sucking fat pile of rectal defecate. Whenever he's not rubbing off his sanctimonious attitude all over your morale you usually find him with teachers and discipline masters cracking overused cliched jokes attempting to stir up a humourous response from them. This is commonly know as sucking up. Such behavior is also similar to flirtation but Johnny's aesthetics serve only to compromise his chances in cross gender conversation. Johnny attempts desperately to affiliate himself with people of power and influence because he is aware that he lacks that. He thinks he is cool and awesome. He is wrong. Johnny is struggling for popularity and charm. He is drowning in his own vat of ugliness which is quite a comical sight.
To mingle with the student body he simply affiliates himself with the student leaders (no offense student leaders some of you are awesome and full of win but the issue here is with Johnny). Other than that he doesn't really care about the student body at all. Why else do you think he reprimands entire classes? Because he's just too sick to individually scold everyone. Association with beacons of influence will not cultivate your popularity. Johnny you just have gigantic attitude problems that no one wants to bother informing you of because of your faggotry. You are the worst and most hideous groundskeeper to ever exist in this world.

TRIP, fall and die, please, for the sake of everyone.

I rest my case.

LOL

2009-05-06T19:48:00.001+08:00

hopesolo<3

2009-05-06T18:57:00.002+08:00

LOLhehe. her style is nice LOL

and she's hot xD

oh and was watching this oso

LOL her kicking style looks gay. gonna try it LOL

and the greek cup final. 34 penalties 5 saves.

that works out to a 14%sucess rate for PK saves. and not to mention 86%sucess-.-
but the best part is nikolopolodis (sp?) saved and took the last penalties ;D

wow

2009-05-05T22:23:00.003+08:00

OMG LOOK AT HER HANDS. that's like damn big!
and her arm muscles are like OMG*jealous*
damn hot xD

i'm

2009-05-05T21:36:00.003+08:00

1. I've come to realize that my ex is... non-existant-.-

2. I am listening to... tut's my barreh. xD no wait. ken lee

3. I talk... when i feel like. and tok alot of cock.

4. I love...R(a)

5. My best friend... is elmo. is he?

6. I have... a pair of spanking new puma rollfinger goalkeeping gloves.

7. I lost... R(a) nah jk. not so fast hahah. i lost a pen. xD

8. I hate it when people... attract guys so easily *glares at shini*

9. Love is...definetely not 完美. in fact麻烦

10. Marriage is... for people who cant get enough of their partner. and it feels much guilt free having sex after you marry.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking... hey cool i think i'll score this penalty kick. damn the keeper saved mine *sob*

12. I'll always be... thinking bout R(a)nah justkidding. not as obsessed as soem ppl yet. hahaha.

13. I have a crush on.... R(a)

14. The last time I cried was because... hehe forgot. xD oh i remember. not vivek but soemthign else xD

15. My cell phone... is at home permanantly. hehe. got fone but too lazy to bring.

16. When I wake up in the morning... i get a call from abramovic
*the jose mourinho song 2*

17. Before I go to sleep at night... i stare at the roof and say damn i didnt play enuf soccer today. LOL

18. Right now I am thinking about... a certain paul robinson. no wait KEN LEE

19. Babies are... sideproducts of sex.

20. I get on Facebook... to go bitch

21. Today I... had a shit time playing soccer. 1 SOT 1 goal-.-

22. Tonight I will... blog!
that's what i'm doing

23. Soon I will... do my bio ASS.2 and err phys newton's laws assg

24. I really want... the new nike vaporgrips! <3

hehe

2009-05-05T19:10:00.002+08:00

LOL. the grey puma gloves arrived today. identical cut as the pink ones. just different brand. and most importantly color-.- pink is a manly color.

and gosh i'm seriously pissed. fck this sch's music department. must have grade 5 cert to skip. damn. i've like got grade 4, then i knw till grade 6, but cldnt get grade 6-.- shit shit shit. grr. now i gonna spend 2 hours for the nex 6 months doing some stupid crap i alr knw-.- but liddat can push up cap leh.. LOLshitthem

socially responsible blogging

2009-05-04T20:00:00.003+08:00

hehe. M09305 absolutely pwns all. haha. one whole bunch of us forgot to bring thermometers-.- then tio scolded dunno how many times by drhang/mrsuresh/mssim/mrsyeo for being, to quote, 'socially iresponsible' hehe.

' what if you get infected and then the virus mutates in you?....’

damn joke... i cant believe they made us spend 5 bucks on some damn thermometer
ohwell. to quote. be socially responsible.

oh and shall talk about the boring-ness of the EPL the next time

weird stuff

2009-05-03T21:24:00.004+08:00

heh. i realise that i've loads of weird stuff on my com

fill in the blanks

1. N_GG_R

2: FUC____

3: CIRCUMCI____

4: F__GOT

13 years I’ve never seen,

A couple like,

And Professor .

I’ve never seen such things like that.

So romantic, as you can see,

As they walked through Clementi,

Strolling at 8pm at night.

They were holding their hands tight,

Enjoying the evening breeze.

Suddenly, they started to kiss.

(And when passer-by Yu Jian saw

This, his eyes opened in awe.)

[angry?]

Just consider that this is luck,

After all…

Who at 13 has the chance to f***?

Arhh… once upon a time, there was a prince. He was tall, handsome, and some say charming. He was indeed a very eligible bachelor and girls loved him, being a snob he usually was, he wanted a high class one, one that drinks soup out of a piece of damp cloth. As you can see, he is a classic rag to riches story, having made his fortune in a short life of 30 years. “ are you joking? I think he is 80!” anyway, you can see how good plastic surgery is now. He had a hard life, working 29 hours a day, and just having a scoop of gravel for breakfast. Now, since he is rich, he is looking for a wife.

Of course, there was not a shortage of ladies, but what was needed, was a real lady, not a fake one, or a halve one. However, being a gold medallist at he art of wife-choosing, he could tell through the guise of every lady he met. he tested the ladies on the way of pleasure, gateway to havens, any the continuation of the line. All did not make the grade.

One dark night, it was raining heavily. By jove! There turned up a lady at his door step. She looked like the ocean, not that she was wild and romantic, it’s just that she made him felt sick. Marvels what rain can do to you. Anyway, he generously allowed her to stay at his house for the night.

I wished that I had never agreed to walked into the girls toilet. My evil friends had dared me to do it. It was peaceful most of the time, but not today Thinking what a smart ass I decided to visit the six floor toilet as I thought that no one ever went there before. I walked in and was surprised to find out that no one was in there. Most certainly, because the toilet was locked. It smelled not like other toilets, which really smell like excretement. It smelled clean like a sanitary pad. Is it a meat pau factory? I wondered. It looked really shabby, and part of my deal was to urinate in that toilet. Thinking that it smelled like a meat pau, I decided to piss at the door. As I was pissing,it felt really peaceful. I nearly fell asleep. Suddenly, vegetable pau came out from the door. No not the foodstuff! The teacher. She screamed and fainted. Zipping up I called the police and fled. Suddenly….( too silly! Too silly get on with it

“ Hohoho, what a warm Christmas! Oh my gosh, the effects of global warming! I had better start being environmentally friendly now before my igloo melts!”

So off he went to his toy factory, picked up a humongous sack of toys. He looked around. Just then, a taxi came along. “Taxi?” he thought to himself. “No, that’s not environmentally friendly, and it’s too expensive!” He instantly brushed off the idea and proceeded to his reindeer barn.

Unfortunately, the reindeers had eaten Prima Deli’s cakes and had a bad case of diarrhea. The SJAB nosy parkers, as usual, went to their rescue. And as usual they failed. But Santa still had to deliver the gifts, so he hijacked a passing SIA Airbus A380 instead.

“This is my Christmas resolution,” he muttered to himself while an air stewardess served him a cup of chin chao, “I will deliver the presents and clear the rubbish on the chimney as well. But to do that,” he paused for a while, deep in thought. “Aha!”

He had an idea. He had to react fast. He jumped out to the plane (without a parachute as he had enough surface area) and landed on the Istana. To avoid being arrested, he delivered the gifts to S R Nathan and cleaned the heck up.

Suddenly, he felt an overwhelming vibration in his bowels and needed to relieve himself immediately. He left his two sacks outside the toilet, one containing gifts, the other containing trash. When Santa came out, he had to rush back to his A380, so he grabbed a sack and prayed that it was the right one. He next flew to Sydney and to his horror; the sack was filled with muck. It was filled to the brim with trash right from the Istana!

Meanwhile, 15 miles under and away, Chiam See Tong picked up the rubbish bag and opened it. To his immense surprise, it was full of branded goods. He decided to take to the pasar malam and sell it to raise funds for SDP.

heh lol. stupid stuff from english last year. i miss christine lam D:

fail-.-

2009-05-03T09:47:00.002+08:00

haha trying to learn the reina punt for like nearly 6 months already-.- damn fail leh still cant really make it go reina style LOL. at first my punts look like still can make it, but got too much curl, but now damn fail cos it keeps screwing off my foot-.- looks like have to go back to rugby punting-.-

and i stil have a whole lot of stuff to clear b4 wednesday
1: physics assignment work and energy
2: physics assignemnt newton laws
3: bio project
4: bio individual assignment
5: chinese
6: math test corrections
7: filechek

gross die...

2009-05-02T21:45:00.002+08:00

The Results of Insanity
If you have been tagged, it means that I wish for you to waste time.

Part One – School
[x] You have come back to your locker, and then forgot what you wanted from it.
[x] You forgot your locker combo *com password. then elmo had to rescue me-.-"
[x] You said hi/ smiled to a complete stranger in the hallway
[ ] You’ve winked flirtily at a complete stranger in the hallway
[] You’ve made a sarcastic remark to the teacher behind her back {No. I haven't. in front of yes]
[ ] You’ve had a crush on your teacher/ one of the staff
[] You’ve forgotten your gym clothes more than five times
[] You have worn something to school either inside-out/backwards/tag sticking out
[] You’ve had a food fight at lunch
[x] You’ve written a message on your desk
[] You’ve written a flashy message on the white/black board {does 204<3> [ ] You’ve kicked/socked/slugged/punched your locker in frustration (no but ask the goalposts)

{x] You’ve made up an answer to a question the teacher asked you when you weren’t listening
[ ] You’ve gotten locked out of your own school
[ ] You have at least 5 different hilarious slogans you thought your team/school t-shirt should have
[] You’ve screamed randomly in the halls/classrooms/lunchroom
[] You’ve dropped something coyly onto the hallway floor, meaning for other people to find it
So Far: 7

Part Two – Home
[x] You’ve snuck out/broke into your house
[x] You’ve played in your backyard after age twelve
[] You’ve slid down the banisters
[] You’ve played skip-the-stairs or tried to jump long distances.
[x] You’ve accidentally locked a room before
[x] You’ve broken a door before
[ ] Your bedroom has a dent in its wall where you’ve kicked it
[x] You’ve played a house prank on your brother/sister/parents.
[x] You’ve broken valuable objects
[] You’ve sat in your driveway for no reason whatsoever -.- dont have one
[] You’ve blasted music which neighbors got annoyed at
[] You’ve attempted gymnastics in your house LOL cant do gym-.-

So Far: 13

Part Three – Strangers
[x] You’ve hugged a stranger (depends on wat u define stranger xD)
[] You’ve kissed a stranger
[x] You’ve winked at a stranger
[x] You’ve smiled at a stranger
[x] You’ve went up to a stranger and had a deep, meaningful conversation
[] You’ve acted drunk in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve pushed a stranger
[] You’ve punched a stranger
[ ] You’ve asked a stranger for his/her number
[x] You’ve danced in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve used a catch phrase to a stranger
[] You’ve sang crazily in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve frowned at a stranger
[x] You’ve gotten mad at a stranger

So Far:21

Part Four – Friends
[x] You’ve told a joke and were the only one who laughed
[x] You’ve acted bipolar in front of your friends
[x] You’ve laughed hysterically in front of your friends
[x] You’ve played a hilarious prank on your friend(s)
[x] You’ve fallen in love with a friend
[] You’ve slowdanced with a friend
[] You’ve boogied with a friend
[x] You’ve mistaken your friend(s) for somebody else
[x] You’ve tickled your friends so hard they cried
[x] You’ve slipped an ice cube down your friend’s back
[x] You’ve rode piggyback on a friend, or vice versa
[x] You’ve had a completely intelligent conversation with a friend
[] You’ve played lovers with your friend *made love*
[x] You’ve slapped your friend’s butt
[x] You’ve slapped your friend across the face
[x] You’ve exchanged clothes with your friend
[] You’ve break danced (or attempted to) with a friend
[] You’ve had a fashion show with a friend
[x] You’ve done an extremely crazy dare with a friend
[x] You’ve called your friend a different name,
[x] You’ve trashed your friend’s house
[x] You’ve poked your friend in the stomach and laughed hysterically

So Far: 38

Part Five – Clothes/Appearance
[ ] You’ve had piercings besides the locations of your ear
[x] You’ve worn only one color in your outfit (LOL WHITE)
[] You’ve worn more than ten colors in your outfit
[x] You’ve worn something to a place and changed before you got home
[x] You’ve done an absurd hairstyle
[ ] You’ve dyed your hair an unnatural color -
[x] You’ve tried to make a fashion statement (PINK GLOVES)
[x] You’ve worn something out of place
[ ] You’ve been a clown for Halloween
[x ] You’ve worn unmatching shoes

So Far: 44

Part Six – Misc
[x] You’ve been fully in the water with your clothes still on *class outing xD*
[x] You’ve been to a country where you are the least associated with *korea*
[x] You’ve petted a dangerous animal
[] You’ve played ding-dong ditch
[ ] You’ve egged a house
[x] You’ve gotten lost at a mall
[x] You’ve screamed your heart out
[] You’ve sang your heart out
[] You’ve danced your heart out
[x] You’ve imitated a different religion/ethnicity
[x] You’ve tried the British accent
[x] You’ve tried the Indian/ Asian accent
[] You’ve tried the southern accent
[] You’ve eaten something so spicy you cried
[x] You’ve put a weird, quirky status message up for anything
[x] You’ve walked out of a store with an item without knowing it was still in your hands
[x] You’ve burst into song in a public place*tuts my barreh...*
[x] You’ve drawn a stupid picture of your enemy
[x] You’ve walked someplace and then forgot why you were there and what you were doing
[] You’ve swallowed gum on purpose

Total Amount:57

There’s 100 total.
Whatever you have, its your percentage of insanity.
So, are you really insane?

1-20% = Yawn—boring
21-35% = Normal
36-50% = A bit insane
51-70% = Pretty insane
71-90% = Insane
91-100% = Flipping insane

LOL pretty insane. i not as siao as u think LOL

2009-05-02T19:57:00.004+08:00

LOL. damn joke.

and yeah haha damn boring day 2day. mathe remedial was screwed to start with. XD mr yee's right i cant concentrate wif ppl around LOL dunno y leh.

elmo was like "i got drunk last night" then instictively i was like "yeah we made love under the stars after that" and for that i got like dunno howmany slaps from mr yee. he jealous XD

LOL. and anyway someone was telling me 'my figure good enuf le. dunnid care bout wat i eat liao." ;D

hehe and now shall do some quiz i absolutely fail at. cardiac cycle is killing me S:

A is for .. Abigail
1) Do you love this person? fren LOL
2) Is this person your enemy? no not really
3) Would you hug this person? no xD

B is for .. Ben siow
1) What do you really think of this person? haha guy with ncie firm arm muscles
2) What’s their favorite color? no idea
3) Ever danced with them? hehe no yet xD

C is for .. cherie
1) What do you think of this person? XD. hyper jumpy powerhouse

2) How far does this person live? am i suppose 2 knw? somewhere near imm bah
3) How old is he/she? 14 going on 15

D is for .. Danerd (AYJ)
1) How long have you known him/her? sec1!!! :D
2) Do you like this person? NO.I LOVE him xD
3) Do you hate this person? walao contradictory much?i just said i love him. -.-

E is for .. Elmo (yx)
1) Have you met their parents? haha yeah. went his house. leaving when they came back, and they came back just as yujian was trying to crack their lock-.-
2) Worst thing about this person? abit of a nongay D:.
3) Best thing about this person? everything! esp. h

F is for
1) Have you ever dated this person?
2) When is the next time you will see him/her?
3) Do you go to school with them?

G is for Genevieve
1) Are they a good listener? LOL yeah
2) Have you ever lied to this person? haha yeah
3) Is this person nice? haha quite

H is for .. hongjie
1) What grade are they in? yr 3 LOL
2) Is he/she your best friend? not really
3) Ever done something illegal with this person? LOL noidea

I is for ... krystal lIm LOL
1) What is this persons favorite food? noidea
2) How did you meet this person? sec one ahha
3) Do you trust them? lolo kinda haha

J is for .. Junrui
1) They have any siblings? one sister i think
2) Do you know their favorite song? no lol
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you? go wth and gay him

K is for ..Kangraye LOL
1) How old were you when you first met? 12to13 yr 1 lol
2) Do you like him/her as a friend? hehe kinda
Would you go to disney world with this person? ROFL ahahaa free arh

L is for .. LEON THAM
1) Is this person older than you? no LOL
2) Is this person single? ;D
3) How many times do you talk to them in a week? nearly evry day lol

M is for .. michael kim LOL
1) How old were you when you first met? 14 going on 15,yr 3 LOL
2) Have you heard this person sing? HAHAHA yeah damn funny
3) Ever danced with this person? no LOL. shld dance soon

N is for nkki lim ?
1) Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend? haha no thankfully xD
2) Have you seen this person cry? no
3) Do you know this person’s middle name? no? she has arh

O is for .. Ong siong gim!
1) Are you related? no but i dont mind! :D
2) Could you live with this person? can bah. unless he goes absolutely gay and starts toking crap
3) What school do they go to? nush roflmao

P is for .. Pele! (charles)
1) Have you been to the mall with this person? lol yeah
2) How about a sleepover with them? lol yeah calss chalet
3) Does this person have a job? haha student? and chinese fail. LOL

Q is for nguyendang Quang minh
1) Does this person drink alcohol? i hope not!
2) Have you seen this person dance? hehe yeah. orientations xD
3) Where do they work? mug LOL. memorise music MCQ answers

R is for .. Rachel ho
1) Have you heard this person sing? LOL thank god no xD
2) Will she/he repost this? no idea
3) When does this person look best? never ;D and if rach ho u see this jose mourinho is hotter than u xD

S is for .. shitni
1) Is this person taller than you? no LOL
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her? cannot. i die of laughter de. confirm. her face too qianxiao le
3) Is this person your friend? err kinda LOL

T is for .. ruthanne Toh LOL
1) Would you do anything for him/her? hehe should be. JIE wat xD
2) Would you hug this person? haha mayb?
3) Do they live close to you? nah. like opposite sides of the island. LOL

U is for .. !
1) Is this person in a relationship?
2) Do you know where he lives?
3) What colour hair does this person have?

V is for .. vivek LOL
1) Do you see this person alot? yah everyday in sch
2) When did you meet her/him? sec1.
3) Have you met any of his/her family? hehe no not xD

W is for .. Weihan
1) Is this person loud or quiet? LOUD
2) Have you seen this person dance? hehe yeah. he does that all the time
3) What color eyes does this person have? all black

X is for .. !
1) Why are you friends with him/her?
2) Have you ever gone anywhere with them?
3) What is one thing you would change about them?

Y is for .. Yuquan!
1) Does this person play any instruments? haha no i guess
2) Do you like this person? hehe kinda
3) What would you do if you had never met this person? haha not play football so much

Z is for .. !
1) Does this person have msn?
2) Ever gone shopping with him/her?
3) When did you last see this person?

]
LOL DAMN FAIL. HELP ME THINK OF PPL LEH S:

chinese-.-

2009-05-01T22:56:00.001+08:00

LOL saw this on mr yee's blog. with google translate b'low

母亲一生的八个谎话

儿时，小男孩家很穷，吃饭时，饭常常不够吃，母亲就把自己碗里的饭分给孩子吃。母亲说，孩子们，快吃吧，我不饿！――母亲撒的第一个谎

男孩长身体的时候，勤劳的母亲常用周日休息时间去县郊农村河沟里捞些鱼来给孩子们补钙。鱼很好吃，鱼汤也很鲜。孩子们吃鱼的时候，母亲就在一旁啃鱼骨头，用舌头舔鱼骨头上的肉渍。男孩心疼，就把自己碗里的鱼夹到母亲碗里，请母亲吃鱼。母亲不吃，母亲又用筷子把鱼夹回男孩的碗里。母亲说，孩子，快吃吧，我不爱吃鱼！――母亲撒的第二个谎。

上初中了，为了缴够男孩和哥姐的学费，当缝纫工的母亲就去居委会领些火柴盒拿回家来，晚上糊了挣点分分钱补点家用。有个冬天，男孩半夜醒来，看到母亲还躬着身子在油灯下糊火柴盒。男孩说，母亲，睡了吧，明早您还要上班呢。母亲笑笑，说，孩子，快睡吧，我不困！――母亲撒的第三个谎

高考那年，母亲请了假天天站在考点门口为参加高考的男孩助阵。时逢盛夏，烈日当头，固执的母亲在烈日下一站就是几个小时。考试结束的铃声响了，母亲迎上去递过一杯用罐头瓶泡好的浓茶叮嘱孩子喝了，茶亦浓，情更浓。望着母亲干裂的嘴唇和满头的汗珠，男孩将手中的罐头瓶反递过去请母亲喝。母亲说，孩子，快喝吧，我不渴！――母亲撒的第四个谎。

父亲病逝之后，母亲又当爹又当娘，靠着自己在缝纫社里那点微薄收入含辛茹苦拉扯着几个孩子，供他们念书，日子过得苦不堪言。胡同路口电线杆下修表的李叔叔知道后，大事小事就找岔过来打个帮手，搬搬煤，挑挑水，送些钱粮来帮补男孩的家里。人非草木，孰能无情。左邻右舍对此看在眼里，记在心里，都劝母亲再嫁，何必苦了自己。然而母亲多年来却守身如玉，始终不嫁，别人再劝，母亲也断然不听，母亲说，我不爱！――母亲撒的第五个谎

男孩和她的哥姐大学毕业参加工作后，下了岗的母亲就在附近农贸市场摆了个小摊维持生活。身在外地工作的孩子们知道后就常常寄钱回来补贴母亲，母亲坚决不要，并将钱退了回去。母亲说，我有钱！――母亲撒的第六个谎

男孩留校任教两年，后又考取了美国一所名牌大学的博士生，毕业后留在美国一家科研机构工作，待遇相当丰厚，条件好了，身在异国的男孩想把母亲接来享享清福却被老人回绝了。母亲说，我不习惯！――母亲撒的第七个谎晚年，母亲患了胃癌，住进了医院，远在大西洋彼岸的男孩乘飞机赶回来时，术后的母亲已是奄奄一息了。母亲老了，望着被病魔折磨得死去活来的母亲，男孩悲痛欲绝，潸然泪下。母亲却说，孩子，别哭，我不疼。――母亲撒的第八个谎不论你多富有,不管你官多大,到什么时候也离不开咱的妈….愿天下父母平安度春秋…….. 珍惜母亲的每一个谎言,好好的对待父母,很多东西,失去后才得来的珍贵代价太大.所以一定要好好的爱我们的父母~
YEAH
LOL
the translation sucks tho

Mother of eight life lie

Childhood, poor little boy at home, dinner, rice is often not enough to eat, the mother had their own bowl of rice to the child to eat. Mother, children, eat fast, I am hungry! - The mother of the first lie scattered

Boys when the body long, hard-working mother used county time to rest Sunday in rural areas where fishing rivers to fish more calcium to the children. Good eating fish, fish soup is also very fresh. Fish when the children, the mother on the sidelines eating fish bones, tongue licking fish marinated meat on the bones. Distressed boys, they own the fish bowl to the mother bowl folder, please mother fish. Mothers do not eat, the mother and the fish with chopsticks folder back to the boy's bowl. Mother, child, eat fast, I do not love fish! - His mother's second lie scattered.

Junior high, and enough to pay tuition fees for boys and哥姐, when the mother went to work sewing collar neighborhood home to some matchbox, paste at the meeting point挣点cents at home. There is a winter, the boys woke up the middle of the night and saw my mother was still bent over the body of the lamp matchbox paste. Said the boy, mother, sleep right, you have to go to work tomorrow morning. Mother smiled, said that children睡吧fast, I do not storm! - His mother lying third Caesar

College entrance examination that year, his mother every day请了假standing at the door for the entrance test of the boys back. Every summer, the scorching sun head, stubborn mother is the next stop in the scorching sun for several hours. Examination of the end of ring tones, the mother pass迎上去canned bottle with a cup of good strong tea bubble called the children drank, tea is also strong,更浓situation. Looking at the mother haired chapped lips and the sweat, the hands of boys to the anti-bottle delivery can please the mother to drink the past. Mother, child, quick drink, I不渴! - The fourth mother lied Caesar.

After his father died, mother and mother当爹also when, through their own agency in sewing little income in that point the number of children put up with all kinds pulling for their school, miserable life. Poles at the junction of an alley repair table Uncle Lee know, the big and small come to find a fork to make a helper, or to move coal, carrying water out, send more to help fill钱粮boys home. Non-vegetation, merciless Practice. Neighbors saw this, recorded in the heart, advised the mother remarry, why should his suffering. However, over the years has守身如玉mother, never married, others再劝, categorically refuse to listen to mother, mother, I do not love! - His mother lying fifth Caesar

哥姐boys and her post-graduate work, the mother of a gang in a nearby farmers market on a stand before a living. Work in the field of children know that money back after the subsidies are often the mother, the mother determined not to, and money to pull back. Mother said that I could afford to pay! - His mother lying sixth Caesar

Boys school to teach for two years after the United States to obtain a doctoral universities, the United States after graduation to stay in the work of a scientific research institutions, the treatment of very handsome, good condition, and are in a foreign mother wanted to take the boys to enjoy the benefits清福rejected by the elderly. Mother said that I am not used to! - His mother lying seventh Caesar in old age, the mother is suffering from stomach cancer, was admitted to the hospital, much of the boys on the other side of the Atlantic by plane back to the time after the mother is dying of. Old mother, suffering the disease may have been looking at the mother of a very tough battle, "hit the boy, tears. Said the mother, child, do not cry, I am not hurt. - The mother lie scattered eighth Whether you rich, no matter how much you officer, when the mother can not be separated from God .... Would like the world is safe degree of the Spring and Autumn parents ... ... .. cherish every mother's lies, good treatment of parents, a lot of things come after the loss of the precious price too. So we must love our parents good ~